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Song Parodies -> "Isn't Vance A Creep?"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Chance On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Isn't Vance A Creep?"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

He said working moms
Are bad parent moms
Yes that's what he sees
Isn't Vance a creep?
We don't need him
Let him know
That he's a sick clown
Said moms put kids
Into crap daycare
Throw them down
Just so they could enjoy
More freedom in town
Yes that's what he sees
Isn't Vance a creep?
Yes he is the very worst
And that is no lie
He is failing every test
Man that dude is vile

Isn't Vance a creep?
(Come on now, tell the truth, honey)
Isn't Vance a creep?

Thinks women should stick
With violent men
That they should stay together
Thinks abusive marriages
Should continue
That they will get better
Thinks ladies should put up with
A bad man's abuse
That for divorce there's no excuse
It's tragic
He thinks no matter how scared
No one should end love affairs
That once betrothed
They should never let go
Never change their minds
They should stay in line
Yes that's what he sees
Isn't Vance a creep?

Isn't Vance a creep?
(Come on, please tell the truth, will you?)
Isn't Vance a creep?

Thinks raped women
Should have babies
Is in a hurry
To ban all abortions
Across the land, you see
Ladies are worried
Do want to stop that fool
Let me tell you now
The Left is strong
Enough to win
To say "enough!"
It's tragic
We even need to take the time
To have to school insane minds
Stop those evil bros
It's so cray, you know


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Peter Andersson - August 28, 2024 - Report this comment
I wanted to like this, if nothing else at least for the novel "Isn't x an y" use over the title - now there's an approach I can see myself attempt on this song down the road one day. Unfortunately you did a rush job and pacing elsewhere is to put it kindly often hard to follow. I´ll give it 333 for effort though and a minor rebalance to the mandatory 111 hits.
Dragster - August 28, 2024 - Report this comment
Vance is against drags while photos of him and drag are circulating on the net so can someone parody another ABBA song taking off on this?: "Vance drag queen, funny memes, check out the Vance drag queen"
Savior - August 31, 2024 - Report this comment
I think Dragster meant to say "photos of him IN drag". The person who said eel is the site's only hope is expecting too much of one person. Team effort is required.

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