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Song Parodies -> "Grocer."

Original Song Title:

"Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Grocer."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Reunions are a challenge, you better take care.
You may discover a terrible sight.
Don't you go picking a fight.
With him.


[Chorus]
He's right behind you, he'll always catch you.
He's Mr Grocer.
People avoid him, never go near him.
That's why he's Grocer.


[Verse 2]
You may think it's a nightmare or a surreal dream.
And some may regret it forever.
Look out Martin, try not to scream.
It's him.


[Chorus]
He's right beside you, he'll always find you.
He's Mr Grocer.
People who avoid him, never go near him.
That's why he's Grocer.


[Post-Chorus]
Grocer prefers to hunt on his own, the lone wolf life.
Chasing his prey, that's the lone gunman's life.


[Chorus]
He is right beside you, he'll always find you.
He is Mr Grocer.
People who avoid him, never come near him.
That's why he's Grocer.


[Verse 3]
Be careful with the steps that you make.
There's nowhere to hide, you cannot escape.
You're forever trapped in a killer circle.
Look over in the darkness, you'll see the shape.
Of him.


[Chorus]
He is right beside you, he'll always find you.
He is Mr Grocer.
People who avoid him, never come near him.
That's why he's Grocer.


[Post-Chorus]
Grocer stalks every day and night.
Hunting down Blank, it's the lone gunman's life.


[Chorus]
He is right beside you, he'll always find you.
He is Mr Grocer.
People who avoid him, never come near him.
That's why he's Grocer.


[Outro]
And he'd like to meet you.
And then he'll defeat you (bang, bang like popcorn)
That's why he's Grocer.

He is beside you, he'll always find you.
He's Mr Grocer, Grocer, Grocer.

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