-> "Nando's"
Original Song Title:
"fernando"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nando's"
The Lyrics
Nando’s!
Can you see the que at nandos?
I had no idea that there would be as many folk as this
its all kicking off at nando’s?
I know kfc’s next door,Frankie and bennys isn’t far
I can hear a distant siren
see the flashing lights upon a coppers car
riot police vans at nandos
barriers and vans with dogs – crowds as far as I can see
really petrafied at nando’s
We were young and full of life and only want chicken and chips
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and riots filled our pants with shit
There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
camera phone is out at nandos
I recall our last excitement when the lido was unmanned
now the chef has gone commando
that awful brawl with naked chefs was not the night we planned
Came as no suprise
that that was not a chicken leg he held there in his hand
There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
There was coppers everywhere that night
To stop the fight at nando’s
They were smackheads launching brick debree and matcho peas
at nandos
Though I never thought id lose a limb
There's no regrets
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
yes I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
I need them to stamp my card again
only, my friend, at nandos
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