-> "The Winner Shanks us All"
Original Song Title:
"The Winner Takes it All"
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Parody Song Title:
"The Winner Shanks us All"
The Lyrics
It's two twenty thirteen
DC must be cold and gray...
Though this might sound Obscene
What did you complete today?
You are nothing but hot air...
Blame the fools who elected you.....
No matter how you prate...
You are the ultimate ingrates!
The winners shank us all!
The losers wait their turns...
until they walk ascendant halls!
and the electorate still yearns!
Two parties are now the choice...
Instead of a healthy plethora!
Robbing the people of their voice...
using a deadly miasma...
The D's and R's are much the same...
regarding what they regurgitate...
Congress and SSI...
Tehy stole that bak in '68.....
It is hard to place the blame!
The voters should be ashamed!
we elected them here...
as we now cower in fear!
DemonRat or Republican't!
Tehy both cause us to grieve!
With lobbyists and sycophants!
And we somehow still believe!
But now its time for the harsh truth....
Neither party means us well...
The dynamic cant of youth...
becomes a jaded, dying hell!
Like lemmings and a cliff!
As we still believe in what they say!
An ignomious epitaph...
If we don't somehow break away!
How will we now decide?
as we filter through their lies?
Do you feel cold inside?
Well, you're not the only one!
The GOP has abandoned sense
as they mimic the Democrats!
Electorate Warfarin...
to free us from the rats....
I gaze in disgust....
as the GOP abandons us....
They smoke a massive spliff...
as we head right for a cliff....
I now have seen enough...
so no more lemming mind for me...
"You will waste your vote!" I'm told..
You are wasting yours to me...
But you see.....
The winner shanks us all...
The winner shanks us all...
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