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Song Parodies -> "The Winner Shanks us All"

Original Song Title:

"The Winner Takes it All"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Winner Shanks us All"

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The Lyrics

The aftermath of the 2012 election is plain for anyone to see. While The President goes ahead with yet more Deficit Spending, the GOP has been busy endplaying the true Conservatives within its ranks so they can prate on about "Reaching Across the Aisle" and "Beneficial Compromise"> What does the Electorate get when they politicians reach across the aisle? We get crap like The Kennedy/McCain Immigration Bill and a green light to raise taxes while sidestepping ANY spending cuts. I voted for Gary Johnson in the last election cycle because of his actual conservative stances on the issues and his willingness to deal with them. I am told that my vote was wasted but the way I see it, voting Democrat (DemonRat) or Republican (Republican't) is a waste of a vote. Will we see with a clear eye before both parties destroy our Republic?
It's two twenty thirteen
DC must be cold and gray...
Though this might sound Obscene
What did you complete today?
You are nothing but hot air...
Blame the fools who elected you.....
No matter how you prate...
You are the ultimate ingrates!

The winners shank us all!
The losers wait their turns...
until they walk ascendant halls!
and the electorate still yearns!

Two parties are now the choice...
Instead of a healthy plethora!
Robbing the people of their voice...
using a deadly miasma...
The D's and R's are much the same...
regarding what they regurgitate...
Congress and SSI...
Tehy stole that bak in '68.....

It is hard to place the blame!
The voters should be ashamed!
we elected them here...
as we now cower in fear!
DemonRat or Republican't!
Tehy both cause us to grieve!
With lobbyists and sycophants!
And we somehow still believe!

But now its time for the harsh truth....
Neither party means us well...
The dynamic cant of youth...
becomes a jaded, dying hell!
Like lemmings and a cliff!
As we still believe in what they say!
An ignomious epitaph...
If we don't somehow break away!

How will we now decide?
as we filter through their lies?
Do you feel cold inside?
Well, you're not the only one!
The GOP has abandoned sense
as they mimic the Democrats!
Electorate Warfarin...
to free us from the rats....

I gaze in disgust....
as the GOP abandons us....
They smoke a massive spliff...
as we head right for a cliff....
I now have seen enough...
so no more lemming mind for me...
"You will waste your vote!" I'm told..
You are wasting yours to me...

But you see.....
The winner shanks us all...
The winner shanks us all...

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Patrick - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Forget term limits. We need recall. For all.
Puzzled - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I like the parody, but what the f--k is Tehy? This:
Old Man Ribber - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Cry - A fine expression of our increasing frustration and anger. Don't worry too much about the misspelled word. I make mistakes all the time and have a running joke that BJM is my editor/proofreader. ;D
John Lomain - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah definitely both parties have their problems unfortunately. Good parody. Puzzled, that was supposed to be they
CryHavoc - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Tehy is a is supposed to be "They" but at times when I create these parodies, I am tired out from work or other writing that i do. Thank you for the comments...more parodies will follow as I think of them... :)

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