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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Clean"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

You can scrub, you can wipe, cuts through the grime like a knife
See that floor, watch it gleam, diggin' the Mister Clean

Tile's white and the dirt sure shows
Filthy grout, and the baseboard's gross
Hate to think what forensic scientists would glean
With luminol at this scene
Who is that muscular bald guy
On that jug on the shelf up high
Pour a bit in a bucket, catch a scent of pine
Then mix it up with a sponge
And then attack that grunge...

You are the Mister Clean, yellow-green, oh so bald and keen
Mister Clean, cuts through grease more than gasoline
Your fragrance, just like pine, fighting the grime all your life
See mop swirl, watch floors gleam, diggin' the Mister Clean

Dirt and grease, you just use your brawn
One quick wiping, and then they're gone
Love your Magic Eraser, nothing else will do
To get the crayon off walls
And 'cause Pine Sol sucks balls...

You are the Mister Clean, lean and mean, give these floors a sheen
Mister Clean, in new FebrezeĀ® scents like Citrus Springā„¢
You look like, Lost's John Locke, except your eyebrows are white
Ooh-ooh, see that smile, nice ear ring, diggin' the Mister Clean
Copyright (C) 2011 by The Parody Files.

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Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny the whole way through, really enjoyed it- 555!!! Even before finishing I was thinking about Pine Sol b/c I grew up on it and use that most of the time (for the floor) and Pledge for furniture. 409 for multi-use. And then read what you wrote!!! Couldn't stop laughing. It also reminded me of when I stole my brother's Wacky Packages Series 1 Mr. Clean sticker from '74- returned it to him as an adult in 2004- 30 years later in mint condition and in a card sleeve, protected. Thanks for the memories!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I had a huge Wacky Pack collection, circa 1975/76, and it was stolen by some punk in my class. That was my first introduction to the wonderful world of parody.
Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
For me it was and still is Mad Magazine and then Wacky Packages. I also collected the rival magazines: Cracked, Crazy, and Sick. Watching "Monty Python", "Benny Hill" and "Bizarre" probably added to my humor a lot back then!
AFW - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Shines up the walls of Amiright..good lines and rhymes
Old Man Ribber - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Doc - We had a professional wrestler by this name in Cincinnati during the early 1960's. He was a bodybuilder with a shaved head and earring in a white costume. But I digress...this is one shining parody! ;D
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR! I actually grew up in Cincinnati but early 60's was just a few years before my time ;-)
Rebekah Dub - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Awesome song you've got here. Perhaps I'll sing this to myself when I do my cleaning.
Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember the old Mr. Clean commercials! Great use of the OS!

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