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Song Parodies -> "Super Glue®"

Original Song Title:


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Parody Song Title:

"Super Glue®"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Last night
At ten till two,
A cup of stew did up-ender
It flew
And glass did hit, earth gravity denied a comfortable way
Crash landing and broke near a door
I’m looking for tube in a drawer

Super Glue,
Glass was fra-gee-lee and on the floor
Super Glue,
Wanted it fixed or would never store
Super Glue,
Couldn’t use tape if I wanted to
Super Glue,
Careful repairing the broken jewel
Super Glue,
Happily thanking bonding tool

Then I
With glass in hand
Fell back into the blender
I flew
And I did scream, my flapping hand dislodged and then took flight
I hate an appendage to lose
I knew of a cure I could use

Super Glue,
I was unhanded, blood on the floor
Super Glue,
Saving on gloves wouldn’t be a chore
Super Glue,
Making a fix is an easy do
Super Glue,
Sticking my wrist to my arm with you
Super Glue,
Eagerly giving my hand to you

To heck with insurance miscues
I’m handy with glue that I choose

Super Glue,
Pour it on breaks and on bloody spews
Super Glue,
Thickening agent in all fondues
Super Glue,
Chemical miracle Super Glue.
Experience the healing powers of The Blogging Baker. If pain reoccurs, repeat as needed.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - Super Glue is definitely something worth keeping "on hand". Nice job. ;D
John Barry - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll give you hand for this parody. Security code is AFW.
Dan Creeden - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Had Abba used Super Glue, maybe they would have stuck around longer. 555
WarrenB - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I tried doing this parody once before, but I got stuck. Thanks everyone.
Dave W. - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Warren.....Now,I'm never going near another blender again.....Super funny stuff,though
WarrenB - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
DW, maybe someone can do a song called Metacarpalville...

Chippin' away again on Metacarpalville
Sharpened blades that four fingers had fought
When blender brakes, I find I'm palmless and pained
When it's done, I know I'll need mop.

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