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Song Parodies -> "Put Your Pants On Me"
Original Song Title:
"Take A Chance On Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Abba
Parody Song Title:
"Put Your Pants On Me"
Parody Written by:
Eli Hollifield
The Lyrics
If you change your mind, cover my behind
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me in a vest, if you let me try
Put your pants on me
(that’s all I ask of you honey)
Put your pants on me
We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we’re together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
’cos you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I’m dressed as you
It’s magic
Sizing and you see me there, no pants just my underwear
But I think you know
That I don’t wear those
If you change your mind, cover my behind
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me in a vest, if you let me try
Put your pants on me
(come on, give me a break will you? )
Put your pants on me
Or you can keep your pants baby, I’m in no hurry, know I’m gonna wear you
You don’t wanna dress me, baby don’t worry, I ain’t gonna stress you
Let me tell you now
Your seams are strong enough to last when things are rough
It’s magic
Sizing and I waste my time hangin’ out by your clothesline
No I can’t let go
’cos I love your clothes
If you change your mind, cover my behind
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see
Gotta put me to the test, put your pants on me
(put your pants, put your pants, put your pants on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see
Gotta put me in a vest, put your pants on me
(put your pants, put your pants, put your pants on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me in a vest, if you let me try
Put your pants on me
(that’s all I ask of you honey)
Put your pants on me
We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we’re together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
’cos you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I’m dressed as you
It’s magic
Sizing and you see me there, no pants just my underwear
But I think you know
That I don’t wear those
If you change your mind, cover my behind
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me in a vest, if you let me try
Put your pants on me
(come on, give me a break will you? )
Put your pants on me
Or you can keep your pants baby, I’m in no hurry, know I’m gonna wear you
You don’t wanna dress me, baby don’t worry, I ain’t gonna stress you
Let me tell you now
Your seams are strong enough to last when things are rough
It’s magic
Sizing and I waste my time hangin’ out by your clothesline
No I can’t let go
’cos I love your clothes
If you change your mind, cover my behind
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if your pants are down
If you’re all alone when the underwear is shown
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see
Gotta put me to the test, put your pants on me
(put your pants, put your pants, put your pants on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see
Gotta put me in a vest, put your pants on me
(put your pants, put your pants, put your pants on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey I hang free
Put your pants on me
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Good concept, but too much of the original was left unchanged. (E. g., entire two lines: dancing/walking/get to know you better). OK to keep a line here and there, but ... maybe redo, with a bit more originality? Abstaining from voting in the hope that that happens.
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