-> "As Sad as Suh"
Original Song Title:
"As Good as New"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"As Sad as Suh"
The Lyrics
Ndamukong Suh.
I thought 'twas done, I thought we had won;
But the biased referee denied the final gun.
Then Texas kicked, I knew we'd been licked.
Even in the locker room, it truly makes me sick.
I don't know what the BCS will do,
But my heart goes out to ("to" 15x)
Poor TCU and Cincinnati too.
Edward Genereux.
I feel it too, as sad as Suh.
I wish there were a D-I playoff system.
I feel it too, like TCU.
Bowl committees, they don't know what they are missin'.
I feel it too, as sad as Suh.
To hell with D-I's football subdivisions!
I feel it too, like TCU.
BCS stings more than surgical incisions.
Bo Pelini.
I do agree with Suh, my DT.
Who deserves the blame? I say none but the referee,
By Texas hired. He ought to be fired
By the NCAA; they're getting really tired
Of controversy from the BCS.
It really is a mess ("m" 15x)
Of the worst case--no more happy face.
Edward Genereux.
I feel it, Bo, as titles go.
Five years ago, Mack Brown campaigned 'mong coaches.
To oust poor Cal; the Bears then fell
Unto Texas Tech. I would shoot those cockroaches.
I feel it so, my dearest Bo.
When, four years later, Tech screamed bloody murder.
I really know you want wins so.
This loss, it will make me one big-league pro hurler.
(Audio from ABC's Big 12 title game coverage)
All.
I wish for a 48-team playoff
For all Division I.
Edward Genereux.
I feel it too, just like you two.
I'll lobby ev'ry BCS official;
And if ignored, I won't be bored.
I will bomb their corporate office with cruise missiles.
I feel it too, just like you two.
I wish the NCAA would listen.
My system's sound, in reason ground;
And on Myles Brand's grave I will go a-p*ssin'.
All.
Well, if no-one else I knew, Ed's as sad as Suh.
Let us try to tell them 'bout what they are missin'.
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