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"Health Care Blues"

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Mark Scotti

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Dedicated to the the Health care fight going on right now. Hopefully, something good will come out of it.
He cried, his Stomach flu, Mongolian food remembered
Bad day, Ralph now sees the irony of his abdominal spray
His misery was not himself
Was starting a life of itself

Stomach flu - contents depleted, he's done he swore
Stomach flu - Thomas still doubts him, not done for sure
Stomach flu - Shouldn't eat grapes, now he's squatting too
Stomach flu - Growing bile wake will come out real soon
Stomach flu - Linda Blair's really proud of you

Rely; distractions will keep from it getting stronger
Was bad, but Congress now is showing hope of solving health care's plight
Just hope that the funds aren't misused
We'll feel like the flu if we lose

Health care blues - If you're defeated, health's out the door
Pick and choose - Settle on something that gets us more
Hear some news - Health care reshaped as we wanted to
'bama soon - Proving if fate shows some good from you
Healthcare soon - Hopefully helping our Stomach flu's

And guide that funds aren't misused
And prove the weight of your use

No misuse - Health care’s depleted, we need some more
Coverage soon - Push comes to shove we'll win the war
Set of rules - Couldn't deplete if they wanted to
Healthcare soon - Showing its fate's not like Waterloo
'bama soon - Hopefully cures our Health care blues
Copyright 2010

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T1k - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see another ABBA OS in their big week. It is the Health Care Blues. WE are now going to be inundated with propaganda from both sides until the decision is made. I think the simplest way to regain trust of American people is a provision that all govt. gets the same health care as the rest of the people. There are way too many special deals and to much in cost for this plus nobody knows what is in it. What a mess.
Patrick - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Government gets four years to collect taxes before paying out benefits. Of course, those funds will be carefully segregated and invested and not used for any other purpose before the payouts begin. Another good parody of ABBA. Lots of them around this week.
Old Man Ribber - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job, Mark. This is ABBA forward and backward! Wait...(blushing at my overlooking of the obvious). ;D
Phil Nelson - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
good write
Health Nut - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
There's some restorative lines in them thar stanzas!
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Christie Marie M - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see you in good health when writing this! 555 apples a day would keep a doctor away! Gezundheit and slainte!
Mark Scotti - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
A "Happy Pill" of thanks to T1K, Patrick, OMR, Phil, HN & Christie!!

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