-> "Health Care Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Health Care Blues"
The Lyrics
He cried, his Stomach flu, Mongolian food remembered
Bad day, Ralph now sees the irony of his abdominal spray
His misery was not himself
Was starting a life of itself
Stomach flu - contents depleted, he's done he swore
Stomach flu - Thomas still doubts him, not done for sure
Stomach flu - Shouldn't eat grapes, now he's squatting too
Stomach flu - Growing bile wake will come out real soon
Stomach flu - Linda Blair's really proud of you
Rely; distractions will keep from it getting stronger
Was bad, but Congress now is showing hope of solving health care's plight
Just hope that the funds aren't misused
We'll feel like the flu if we lose
Health care blues - If you're defeated, health's out the door
Pick and choose - Settle on something that gets us more
Hear some news - Health care reshaped as we wanted to
'bama soon - Proving if fate shows some good from you
Healthcare soon - Hopefully helping our Stomach flu's
And guide that funds aren't misused
And prove the weight of your use
No misuse - Health care’s depleted, we need some more
Coverage soon - Push comes to shove we'll win the war
Set of rules - Couldn't deplete if they wanted to
Healthcare soon - Showing its fate's not like Waterloo
'bama soon - Hopefully cures our Health care blues
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