My my, at Waterloo my wife went on a bender;
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way.
The hangover cure on the shelf
Is always repeating itself…

Waterloo – must you keep singing, you’re out of key?
Waterloo – please will you stop clinging onto me.
Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo – knowing my fate is to be with you.
Waterloo – finally facing my Waterloo.

My my, I tried to take you home but you were stronger.
Oh yeah, and now it seems our only chance is staying here all night.
She does look a terrible fright,
I wish she would keep out of sight…

Waterloo – you were so pissed you were on your back.
Waterloo – nearly rolled onto the railway track.
Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo – knowing my fate is to be with you.

But how could I ever refuse,
We’ve both drunk a gallon of booze…

Waterloo – you were unconscious, we missed the train.
Waterloo – not walking home in the pouring rain.
Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo – knowing my fate is to be with you.

And how could I ever refuse,
She’s thrown up all over my shoes…

Waterloo – you've been arrested, it serves you right.
Waterloo – looks like you've been in a ten-round fight.
Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo – knowing my fate is to be with you.
Waterloo – finally facing my Waterloo.