Boo-Hoo!
Stop your sass!
Stop your whine!
Said that I ruined your life

Boo-Hoo!
This MY girl?
This MY queen?
This friggen sassing teen?!

Party night, I said you can't go
You said, "Dad, you're a freaking ho!"
Hear the violin music?
On the smallest strings
Won't let you look for a fling

Yesterday you brought home a guy
He called me, Pops, and said nice tiiiiiie
Played a bit of punk music, manners like a swine
I'll swing my shoe at his @ssssss!!!!
So dear, keep on your pants!

You are my sassing teen!
Clothes delete!
Soon to be Prom Queen!

Sassing teen!
Girl in heat!
With a mind not clean
Oh, no

Don't you sass!
Don't you whine!
Not letting you out with that guy!

Boo-Hoo!
You're MY Girl?
You're MY Queen?
You friggen sassing teen?

In a theatre
Your clothes have dropped
Went from flirting
To add the cops
I barge in with your mother
Now your flippin screwed
Not in the mood for your sass
And your so grounded la-asss!!!!

You are my Sassing Teen!
Beer's a treat!
Got illegally!

Sassing Teen!
Girl in heat
Grab that sex machine
Oh YESSS!!!!

If you sass!
One more time!
I'll give you reason to whine!
Boo-Hoo!!!!

That's my girl!
That's my queen!
You are my Sassing Teen!

Friggen, D*mn Sassing Teen!