Are you changing clubs, Ronaldo
What is it makes you think they'll want a spoilt brat like you?
With your flashing feet, Ronaldo
You were diving and show-boating, doing tricks with the football
But in the whole World Cup
You'd better face it, you did bugger all

What about "Big Phil" Scolari?
He would glower, he would grimace, he'd be ranting at the Ref
Reckon he should chill, Scolari
In his team cheating was rife, still he'd be shooting off his gob
And I am so glad to say
He didn't go and land himself the England job

There was one team played unfair that night
And you were shite, Ronaldo
The only way that you could score would be
A penalty, Ronaldo
Though I never thought that we would lose
'Cause you're no threat
Up against a team who could defend
No good, my friend, Ronaldo.

Why'd you play that way, Ronaldo?
Try to influence the ref, when you didn't even see a foul
Watching the replay, Ronaldo
Your player just fell over, there's no contact there at all
It didn't stop your team-mates
And yourself protesting over just one little fall

If you want to show you care, you might
Appear contrite, Ronaldo
But you're arrogant and vain as well
And rude as hell, Ronaldo
For your antics there ain't no excuse
Only regret
Now I hear you're heading off to Spain
I won't complain, Ronaldo

There was one team played unfair that night
And you were shite, Ronaldo
The only way that you could score would be
A penalty, Ronaldo
Now it's time for quitting ol' Man U
Theres no regret
And I hear you're heading off to Spain
I won't complain, Ronaldo
Yes, I hear you're heading off to Spain
I won't complain, Ronaldo