My my, at Moore's Creek Bridge the loyalists did surrender
Oh yeah, the British invented a word
And now to this very day
That soft little roll on the shelf
Is always depleting itself

Chorus:
What's a loo? Just go in baby and shut the door
What's a loo? You know exactly what it is for
What's a loo? Place where you read the newspaper, too
What's a loo? Cute little place where you can pee and poo
wa wa wa wa, what's a loo?
Short little word that means a place to poo

My, my, I couldn't it hold it back, not any longer
Oh yeah, and now I'm so light I could dance
I'm turning out the light
The loyalists just had to lose
But gave us a word we could use

What's a loo? Just go in baby and shut the door
What's a loo? You know exactly what it is for
What's a loo? Promise to wash after you are through
What's a loo? You can catch up on your reading, too
wa wa wa wa what's a loo?
Nice private place where you can pee and poo

The loyalists just had to lose
But gave us a word we could use

What's a loo? Good place to run in when you're needing to
What's a loo? You can even find one at the zoo
What's a loo? Short little British word, a place to poo