I've been shopping with you , and you'd wonder off
Then you start to worry, because you got lost
I can't see how, you can loose me so
Where you gone now, I'm calling on inter-com
Has anyone seen my mom
Everytime, you just stop thinking
Sale on and you forget everything, o-o-o-oh

Mom I'm here, I'm not over there
My my, where have you got to?
Mom, I'm here, but you've gone again
My my, supose I should of knew
You, plead out your sorry
Left me with the trolley
That's why, half price value in the store
Mom, I'm here, now I really know,
My my, shopping with you's such a chore!

I turned round to my dad to ask for advice
He said get use to it, cause thats what shes like
Look at me now, wear fluesent clothes
Saw in a crowd, as now that I'm exposed
You wont go off alone
How can I make I know where you've been
Brought you raines so you would stay next to me, o-o-o-oh

Mom, I'm here, I'm not over there
My my, I feel so neglected
Mom, I'm here, there you've gone again
Your mind, must be disconnected
Once, I had to phone you
Found out you'd gone home too
How, now, could you forget your son?
Mom, I'm here, and if I can say
My my, thats enough shopping today
Mom, I'm here, and theres rules to lay
Hey Hey, where you gone? you gone away

Mom, I'm here, here we go again
My my, following you's such a strain
Mom, I'm here, you don't show again
My my, my dignity I must maintain
Your parental guides a slacker
Strapped you to a high-tech tracker
That's why, you can never go a stray
Mom, I'm here, now I really know
My my, your not lost anymore