Eisner and Ovitz On The Roof

To Mike
And Mike
Two Michaels
That's one Michael more than you need
With every thing that we knew of them
How could the two of them
Ever think they'd succeed?

This pair of Michaels
Like two spinning wheels on a bike
But if they're overinflated then
Blow-ups are fated when
They run over a spike

(bridge)

Every time they were together
Each of them said "Mike is someone that I like"
Now we finally understand
Which Mike each had in mind
When saying "I like Mike!"

(final chorus)

Yes, Mike
It must be thrilling
To send every friend on a hike
First you told Jeff "Au revoir, ami,
Leave off your men's room key"
Now you've done it....to Mike!!