From your nose, there
I see a long stringy line
Needs a tissue,
Looks like your sinus sure works fine
It's growin' longer, really nasty
Color's kinda' sticky gray
Ain't it runny how snot slides away..

That's a big one,
Scaled to ten, I'd rate it "Nine"
Sorta' looks like my Mom's gravy
At Thanksgiving time..
It's a real Olympic booger,
Biggest one I've eyed today
Mmm, ain't it runny how snot slides away

Gotta go now,
Guess I'll see you hangin' round
Feelin' queasy, just might toss my
Cookies here, on the ground
Get a scale and weigh that sucker,
Goes about a pound, I'd say

Well, ain't it runny how snot slides away
Oh yeah, ain't it runny how snot slides away