My big sister's son's girlfriend just got scared away
He'd rather chose to dress up like a girl today
Plaid tube dresses and real bright jumpers
Making a girl out of a boy
People don't understand him in his great "misguise"
He'll probably go very coy

Brother, don't let your nephew go dress up as a girl
Don't let him play with your niece's Barbie stuff
Or wear blue denim long skirts and such
Brother, don't let your nephew go dress up as a girl
He ain't living with you and he's still a boy who
Just thought "you're not my uncle"

Some boys can like him hot, they can't know his girly disguise
My little nephew was proving his cover ain't blown
As long as they don't dislike him
Some kids will hardly know who's going to take him
He ain't wrong, he looks different and his wig covered him
His real identity won't be shown

Brother, don't let your nephew go dress up as a girl
Don't let him get into the light blue stuff
Or try to put on dresses and such
Brother, don't let your nephew go dress up as a girl
He ain't living with you and he's still a boy who
Just making too much trouble