Hello, Wall #2 by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Hello, Wall. You’re not here again today.
But, we will keep a shutdown, it’s okay.

And really I don’t care if we get money or we don’t.
I’ll build you by myself if Congress won’t.

Hello, Wall. Where will we find some dough
To build a lovely wall? Oh, I don’t know.

But I’m the very best at something, I have found.
It is shutting half our gov’ment down.
And since someone invented wheels a long time before walls,
Just need to find some Repubs who have balls.

Hello, Wall. When will Nancy cave?
We’ll hold our until she’s in her grave.

Mitch and Lindsey, my Senate’s staunchest puppets.
And in the White House, only me and muppets.