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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Wall"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Walls"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Wall"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Since my previous "Hello, Wall" was such a big hit with the conservative parodists, here's a second edition:
Hello, Wall #2 by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Hello, Wall. You’re not here again today.
But, we will keep a shutdown, it’s okay.

And really I don’t care if we get money or we don’t.
I’ll build you by myself if Congress won’t.

Hello, Wall. Where will we find some dough
To build a lovely wall? Oh, I don’t know.

But I’m the very best at something, I have found.
It is shutting half our gov’ment down.
And since someone invented wheels a long time before walls,
Just need to find some Repubs who have balls.

Hello, Wall. When will Nancy cave?
We’ll hold our until she’s in her grave.

Mitch and Lindsey, my Senate’s staunchest puppets.
And in the White House, only me and muppets.
Copyright 2019 by Jeffrey Moran

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Pacing: 1.2
How Funny: 1.2
Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 55

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 4   0
 5   3

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alexander's ragtag band - January 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Half the government is shut down?
Patrick - January 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Only the visible, popular parts, such as the museums and national parks.
Worker Who Actually Works - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
It's actually more like a quarter, the vast majority of which consists of the kind of government leeches who, if space aliens were to abduct them all for some kind of obscene experiment, would not be missed.

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