Hello, Wall by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
Hello, Wall. When will Chuck and Nancy pay?
Don’t you wish that more funding comes today?

But when Nancy said she’d send
No more dollars down the drain,
Oh, lovely wall, I said I’d take the blame.

Hello, Wall. Well, I see that you’re not here.
I’m getting lonely since our funding disappeared.

And, I really feel all those Fed workers’ economic pain.
It’s almost like standing in the rain.
Nancy went away and left us with no funding like she planned.
Guess we’ll have to pay for you without her if we can.

Hello, Wall. I’m going to scare for you awhile.
You know, I won’t sleep until we build a thousand miles.

My base must stick together, or else I’ll lose my mind.
I gotta feeling there’ll be no wall for a long time.