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Song Parodies -> "Hallo Ween"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Walls"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hallo Ween"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hallo ween, (Hallo, Hallo)
Kids knock on the door today
Ask for candy
That old Trick or Treat's in play
I don't need no soapy streaks
On all my windows, later on
So, guess I'll treat these rascals
Till they're gone..

Hallo, monsters, (Hallo, Hallo)
They keep coming, little dears
Holding bags out,
Till my goody bowl appears..

Well, now look, here comes Obama,
And Mitt Romney down my lane?
I'll treat 'em both and partisan remain..

Wife's gone downtown and left me
All alone, to brave this stand
Hope the sweets hold out,
On so many beggars, never planned

Hallo, vampire, (Hallo, Hallo)
And Frankenstein with chains and noise
Here comes a zombie
With arms outstretched for Almond Joys
If I run out of candy,
I'll just turn lights out and hide
And let those little devils roam outside..

Just let those little devils roam outside..

(Hallo, Hallo ween)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - October 31, 2012 - Report this comment
This has been a real treat-555 full-size candy bars!!! Loved the Obama and Romney lines. If Obama showed up to my door I'd tell him I was out of dog and fried crickets, but to have some chocolate coins (b/c that's the only money I trust him with) and for Romney a pamphlet on "Why Mormonism is a Cult" along with a $100,000 bar (do they even make that anymore?)! Of course being a multi-billionaire, he would want 2500 of them AND a dental fee discount for the rich!!!
Glen S - October 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for this Halloday goodness, AFW. Enjoyed it. Quite a treat
AFW - October 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, rob..funny comments...and thanks, Glen, good pun
Dave W. - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Man, this was way sweet.....Any possibility you would let me sing it at karaoke, next year.....they'd eat it up ! The Monster Mash is getting boring.

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