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Song Parodies -> "Doggie Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Danke Schoen"

Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Doggie Stains"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Doggie Stains, Darn those Doggie Stains
They don't go
With blue carpet grains
My girl's place, cuddlin' on the couch,
As we kiss and hug, I see the rug, makes me shrug,
And say, "Ugh !"

Doggie Stains, Smeary poo remains
It's so gross
And almost profane
Know it's hard, trainin' St. Bernards
Still it's been a while, she just smiles,
Ain't my style..
He'd be scarred !

Doggie Stains, hate them Doggie Stains
Love the gal, but can't stand the strain
Nor the smell, Lord, I been through Hell
When we order out, Sauerkraut, wanna' shout,
"Clean that out !"

Oh, Doggie Stains, all those Doggie Stains
There each night,
I have headache pains..
Dog or Me ! ..fin'lly I declare,
She picks, old Beaudare, left her there..
For fresh air
Doggie Stains, Doggie Stains,
No more Doggie Stains..

It was every night..had those headache pains
Dog or me ! fin'lly I declare..
She has old Beaudare, in her chair, they can stare
At those Doggie Stains...Doggie Stains...Doggie Stains..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Rick C - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This had me on the carpet....5's
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i left ya some fives
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Cantcha just imagine Wayne Newton crooning this in some Las Vegas nightclub?
2Eagle - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Get a Bissell rug cleaning machine.
Rod Worden - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Doggone good!
AFW - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Rick, Alvin,Johnny, 2Eagle, and Rod

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