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Song Parodies -> "Suicide Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Suicide Girl"

Parody Written by:

A Non Uh Mus

The Lyrics

She sounded bad on the phone
so, I rushed over right away
She said "I don't wanna be alone,
because I cut today"
She layed in the fetal position
I said "Honey, I'll listen"
She didn't say a thing at all, oh...
I was scared, my heart was thumpin'
for her, my suicide girl
She's my suicide girl

But whatever happened
from just a couple days ago?
Going down to the tattoo parlor
with Evanescence on the stereo
For the first time in awhile, she was laughin'
she pierced her eyebrow and her nose
Then, we were kissin' and huggin'
after she read me her new poem, it was cool
my suicide girl
She's my suicide girl

Now, here she goes again
cryin' to me

"I hate my mom! I hate my mom! I hate my mom...
and my dad
It's their fault, all their fault, it's all their fucking fault
I'm broken"

So hard to find something to say
when she said that she wants
for us to just die together today
'cause she don't wanna die alone
I've got some issues myself, but Lord...
I'm still trying to live and just get myself well
it's just like that Papa Roach song 'Scars' said
I can't help you fix yourself, oh you...
my suicide girl
Goodbye, my suicide girl

I can't see you again
and I left with pain

I hope she did not, hope she did not, I hope she's really not...
Oh, was I wrong? Was I wrong? Oh, God, was I wrong?


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Lurker - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly sick and should be deleted. The parodist and his subject need psychiatric care.
What the heck?! - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is NOT funny at all. I agree with Lurker, the parodist is a heartless jerk!

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