Well You Think You Had A Good Time
With A Boy That Has No Life
Kicking Girls In Their Swimsuits
He'll Never Find A Wife
But If You Can See The Beach
A Shadow Of The Run
This Guy Had To Go Because He's Lifeguard Bum

Ahh Lifeguard Bum, Ahh Lifeguard Bum

In The Room Your Girls Had Left A Note
Saying You Are Through With Them
Because You Were Looking Up
Playboy Magazine
But Then Again You Have
No Chick To Make You Sing
You Just Split Your Pants Again
Making Tips To Nowhere, You Are Lifeguard Bum

Standing With The Girl Outside The Restroom
I Cut Flowers For My Sweet Girlfriend
Lifeguard Bum Will Die

When You're Feeling Tired And Lonley
You See People Going Home
You Can't Make The Taxi Drive You
Of The Sixth Sence Movie Clone
And Sandcastles Are Falling
From Your Mind Have Just Began
You Are Bad, Good Times Are Sad
It's All Lifeguard Bum

Daylight Savings Time You Close Down The Beach
A Seagull Was Hungry You Refused To Feed And Reach
The Man Who Was Crying You Ruined His Son
Has Left You So Old You Are Lifeguard Bum