Just see the Slayer coupling,
Kissing and cuddling too,
But it is Spike she's humping
I thought he was smitten with Dru?
Under his coat she's fiddling
Soon they'll be diddling too,
Come on, now who would have ever
Thought they'd get together and screw?

Get 'em off, get 'em off, get 'em off, you 'ho
Just look at them go
She's playing the 'pink oboe',
He's a vamp, she's a tramp, getting damp, so hot
Looks like she forgot
She should give him a thump not a hump
Has the Slayer just lost the plot?

Angel was once her lover,
But now there's another vamp beau,
They're bumping bits together
But none of the Scooby Gang know
We know that Spike won't turn her
And nor will he spurn her, that's true
Which makes it really handy ,
When the Slayer is randy , to screw.