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Song Parodies -> "The Biden-rrhea Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Diarrhea Song"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Biden-rrhea Song"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

Word around the campfire in Italy is that Joe Biden was flagged 15 yards for a Papal Zone Infraction when he soiled his shorts while meeting with the Pope. This speculation was based on the fact that the meeting went much longer than scheduled; there was no video of this extraordinarily long meeting; and Biden left the Vatican wearing a different suit than he wore when he went in. Also, he looks increasingly like death warmed over and completely capable of such an accident
When you're with Vicar of Rome
And your pants fill up with foam
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When you're chatting with the Pope
And you loose a stinky rope
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When your undergarment's full
Smelling rank as Papal Bull
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When you're with a Pope named Frank
And you waft a certain stank
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

As you greet the old Pontiff
And he's forced to take a whiff
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When your fecal Mass is loose
And you're obliged to drop a deuce
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When your gastro-entery
Forces trip to Rectum-ry
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When your excremental toot
Forces change of business suit
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When your next meeting aborts
Cause you had to change your shorts
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When you must redo your day
Due to loosed colonic spray
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea

When the media talks this down
So the POTUS aint beclowned
Biden-rrhea .. Biden-rrhea



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CML - November 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Oops, The Pope is the "BISHOP of Rome" and the Vicar of Christ -- Vicar having the same meaning as "Vice" in Vice President ... Now please dont tattle on me to my 5th Grade Catechism teacher, Sister Mary Battleax. I already suffer from advanced athritis in my right palm from all the times she whacked it with her ruler
Patrick - November 05, 2021 - Report this comment
Sister Mary Hermann Goering would never forgive you. But I will.
CML - November 07, 2021 - Report this comment
Now comes news that Joe Biden ripped one in front of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall. This caused the Duke to protest, "This is an outrage, you just farted before my wife" .. To which Biden responded, "Sorry Duke, I didnt know it was her turn."
Peter Andersson - November 08, 2021 - Report this comment
A horrible original that I have never heard before, but I'm sure getting in on the crappy POTUS fun now that the boring months of the Brandon administration seems to be over, no depends, it's been submitted for tomorrow.
CML - November 12, 2021 - Report this comment
One more for a Dirty Dozen ... When your shartly breaking wind ... Is olfactive Cardinal sin (da da DEE dah)
Nix On Ford - November 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Not funny. And the original song is even worse and juvenile.
CML - June 15, 2024 - Report this comment
URGENT NOTICE: A recent Biden gaffe at the 80th anniversary of D-Day where he mimicked the motion of a toddler doing a poopie in his diaper obliges me to squeeze out a few more couplets ...... When your adult nappy infill gets you lead away by Jill (Bidenrrhea) When you must abort D Day due to loosed colonic spray (da da DAA da) When a stank in your blue suit stems from excremental toot (..'.) When you're four times zones from home and your pants fill up with foam (..#.)
CML - June 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Forgot this one ... When you're four times zones from home and your pants fill up with foam (..!.)

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