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Song Parodies -> "Crusty Blue Citation"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Blue Persuasion"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Crusty Blue Citation"

Parody Written by:

wannabemustangjockey

The Lyrics

Another car song from the automotive parody specialist ... this time about a ratty old Chevy Citation.
Look on the lawn there ... what do you see
A little car rotting ... it looks so lonely
It is barely running ... oil needs changin'
Ain't it pitiful ... crusty blue Citation

Pull it on over ... fix the headlights
Chug, chug goes the engine ... pulls to the right
No, don't you give up now ... I gotta get home
I can't call a tow truck ... (I) don't have my phone

Crusty blue Citation ... vmm-vmm
Whoa, I feel vibrations
Crusty blue Citation, crusty
Blue Citation

Maybe tomorrow ... if it breaks down
I'll just abandon ... it outside (of) town
All of the children (on) every playground
All just point and laugh, when I pass
Causes me frustration
Crusty blue Citation...
(c) 2006 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey. I don't just write song parodies

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