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Song Parodies -> "Will You Be Ugly Tomorrow?"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"

Original Performer:

The Shirelles

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Be Ugly Tomorrow?"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

NOT written from personal experience (I tend to pass out before I get the chance to do anything wild and reckless....*sigh*..)
Tonight I’m drunk, completely
I catch your eye discreetly
Tonight the wine is making you look fine
Will you be ugly tomorrow?

Though one night stands are loony
You look just like George Clooney
I could be wrong, with these beer goggles on
Will you be ugly tomorrow?

When I’ve had straight tequilas
I’ll sleep with anything in pants
Crap kissers, touchy-feelers,
And your dad, given half a chance

I might throw up without warning
Prob’ly regret this next morning
So hard to tell when I feel rough as hell
Will you be ugly tomorrow?

*musical interlude, whilst singer falls off barstool and struggles to get back up again*

So hard to tell when I feel rough as hell
Will you be ugly tomorrow?

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alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
funny stuff....refreshing to hear the female side of this phenomenon
Walt Conner - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the Dave Mason version... loved this 555 just don't eat the worm...
PMS - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Way funny
Phil Alexander - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent, Wendy - a wonderful counterpart to this one:
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Wendy! Great minds obviously think alike:

Have you though about entering the comps? I think you'd do very well....555
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
great sub to the title Wendy - I didn't know The Shirelles did this before Carole King - amiright is a mine of information - 555
KarK - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
555. 'nuff said.
Rebekah - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This is very funny. =)
Claire - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
This great parody should be posted in ladies' restrooms in all bars.
LilBarHopper - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Wend, I love this Oldies song by the Shirelles, and you did it justice! That's why I always bring along a couple of Cowboy bodyGuards when bar hopping . . .
Leo Keough - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry but I disobeyed your orders and checked some of your parodies...the ones where I knew the OS...I thought this one was hilarious!!!...555!!!...I did one to a similar theme (but from a male perspective) that I thought you might enjoy:

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