-> "Formula 409"
Original Song Title:
"Love Potion Number 9" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
First clue my troubles came from dry vermouth,
I got some tipsy, I was so uncouth,
I spilled a drop down on my new rug so fine,
You couldn't get it out if you used strong bleech and lime.
Those scrubbing bubbles and old Mr. Clean,
You know that skin head with the gold ear-ing?
Cannot wet mop 'round a dirty stain of wine,
Perhaps a small bottle of for-mu-la 409.
I got myself into an awful glitch,
Those other cleaners right on out I pitched.
I fetched some palmolive 'twas such a tragic sign.
That's when I grabbed the Joy™', might.-as-well been iodine
So profound, I can't rebound, I'm right on the brink,
I have just got to fix it and get back in the pink,
I held up the turpentine and was tryin' to think,
Go get the hose, I did surmise, why did I drink?
I bought every cleaner in the store that night,
I started cleanin' up that ugly sight,
And when I popped the top on that old 409,
It removed that ugly stain from that brand new rug of mine!
I shook some bubbles on that dry vermouth,
It was all drippy, it was of no use,
I spilled some slop down on that new rug of mine,
You couldn't get it out if you used some quinoline.
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