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Song Parodies -> "Law Client Number 3"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number 9"

Original Performer:

The Searchers

Parody Song Title:

"Law Client Number 3"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Remember Eliot Spitzer, "Love Client Number 9"? Time to sing about another secret client! OS (Searchers) OS (Clovers) Wall Street Journal story, April 25,2018
We’ve seen the news of late just cringe and jump
At each insanity from Donald Trump.
He has a lawyer of craft and trickery,
Serving Trump, E. Broidy, and…Law Client Number 3!

This Michael Cohen paid a hefty cent
To the past mistress of the President.
On Fox News, Don’s bribe blues enraged Sean Hannity!
Who’s Mike’s staunch defender? Law Client Number 3!

The FBI sent their spies and raided Mike’s fort.
They said to Mike, “You’d better talk in Federal court.
It smells to heaven high; it looks like GOP’s wart.”
He held his breath. He took his oath: spilled his report!

On Fox, Sean Hannity did hem and haw:
“I might have paid Mike for ten bucks of law.”
But really, what a blow to Fox News’ integrity:
The failure of disclosure of…Law Client Number 3!

(instrumental break)

We gasped our breath! We bugged our eyes! We burst a wart!

We’d claimed that Fox News was now State TV.
We’d claimed their coverage was travesty.
But now we see the chain linking Trump to Hannity
Since Sean shares Donald’s lawyer as…Law Client Number 3.

Law Client Number 3.
Law Client Number 3.
Law Client Number Three-ee-hee-hee-hee!
Journalistic disclosure states that, ethically, a news reporting company must reveal if they have a personal or professional connection to the news they are covering. For example, if ABC News reviews a Disney film, the reviewer must mention that ABC is a subsidiary of Disney. Someone at Fox News forgot about that rule!

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2LD4U - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Alexander's Rag Tag Band - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
In 2013: David Rhoades, the current president of CBS News, is the brother of Ben Rhoades, a White House national security advisor. If Ben’s name sounds familiar, that is likely due to his reported role in the editing of the now infamous Benghazi talking points. Claire Shipman, a senior national correspondent at ABC News, is married to no other than Jay Carney, the White House Press Secretary. If those ties between the Obama White House and ABC News aren’t disturbing enough, the president of ABC News, Ben Sherwood, is brother to Dr. Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall, a special advisor to Barack Obama. Virginia Moseley is a CNN Vice President and Washington Bureau Chief married to Tom Nides, a Deputy Secretary of State under Barack Obama.
Libby - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Good thing journalists and media don't actually work INSIDE the White House--oops, wait a minute. "President Donald Trump’s favorite TV network is increasingly serving as a West Wing casting call, as the president reshapes his administration with camera-ready personalities. Trump’s new national security adviser, John Bolton, is a former U.N. ambassador, a White House veteran - and perhaps most importantly a Fox News channel talking head. Bolton’s appointment, rushed out late Thursday, follows Trump’s recent effort to recruit Fox guest Joseph diGenova for his legal team. Bolton went on Fox to discuss his selection and said it had happened so quickly that “I think I’m still a Fox News contributor.” Another recent TV-land addition to the Trump White House is veteran CNBC contributor Larry Kudlow as top economic adviser. Other Fox faces on Trump’s team: rising State Department star Heather Nauert, a former Fox News anchor; communications adviser Mercedes Schlapp and Treasury Department spokesman Tony Sayegh. The latter two are both former Fox commentators. “He’s looking for people who are ready to be part of that television White House,” said Kendall Phillips, a communication and rhetorical studies professor at Syracuse University. “This is the Fox television presidency all the way up and down.”
Phil Alexander - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Your footnote implies that you think Hannity is some kind of journalist who reports stuff, rather than a bloviating blowhard who thinks his agenda outweighs any regard for any kind of truth or accuracy whatsoever :-)

..but a super parody anyway
2Eagle - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Whew! Anyway, that's telling off those naive people who voted for that clown.
Reality - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment
"...bloviating blowhard who thinks his agenda outweighs any regard for any kind of truth or accuracy whatsoever"

Funny. That describes Alexander, Pacholek, Duncan, Lee, and every last other one of you far-left fascist bung-tonguers I've ever met on here or anywhere else on the internet.
Libby - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Ouch, ooh, your hurting me ! Ouch! Stop oh stop , the Internet-created invective rhetoric is just killing me! Totrture, torture, of h Agony!! Was--GOOOO-NEEEEEE!!HYH
Phil Alexander - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment
OK, Mr Cowardly-"Reality": show me where anything I've posted claims as truth something provably false. Anywhere. You won't be able to. Guaranteed.
Reality - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Here's a long, but by no means exhaustive list of your lies, Alexander:
Phil Alexander - May 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Looks to me like you've spent a couple of weeks looking through and have been unable to find a single specific example. Thank you for your effort and validation in this matter, it's just a shame you're unable to admit you're wrong.
Read this - May 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Anonymous - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment
^^ ignore poor delusional Phil. He's a nutter and mouthpiece for Monsanto. He's squirrel bait!
Phil Alexander - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment
And yet you still can't point to a single instance of me claiming something provably false. It's really quite laughable just how pathetic these wannabe trolls are. As well as cowardly. :-D
Observer - May 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Don't listen to the dunderhead, he's in denial!

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