-> "Law Client Number 3"
Original Song Title:
"Love Potion Number 9"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Law Client Number 3"
The Lyrics
We’ve seen the news of late just cringe and jump
At each insanity from Donald Trump.
He has a lawyer of craft and trickery,
Serving Trump, E. Broidy, and…Law Client Number 3!
This Michael Cohen paid a hefty cent
To the past mistress of the President.
On Fox News, Don’s bribe blues enraged Sean Hannity!
Who’s Mike’s staunch defender? Law Client Number 3!
The FBI sent their spies and raided Mike’s fort.
They said to Mike, “You’d better talk in Federal court.
It smells to heaven high; it looks like GOP’s wart.”
He held his breath. He took his oath: spilled his report!
On Fox, Sean Hannity did hem and haw:
“I might have paid Mike for ten bucks of law.”
But really, what a blow to Fox News’ integrity:
The failure of disclosure of…Law Client Number 3!
(instrumental break)
We gasped our breath! We bugged our eyes! We burst a wart!
We’d claimed that Fox News was now State TV.
We’d claimed their coverage was travesty.
But now we see the chain linking Trump to Hannity
Since Sean shares Donald’s lawyer as…Law Client Number 3.
Law Client Number 3.
Law Client Number 3.
Law Client Number Three-ee-hee-hee-hee!
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