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Song Parodies -> "These Bulls Want Me To Die!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number Nine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Searchers

Parody Song Title:

"These Bulls Want Me To Die!!!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Thanks to Jeff Reuben for giving me the idea to this one. It's been a song I've wanted to parody for awhile and his "Running of the Bulls" parody idea gave me inspiration (so I had to steal it!)
I’m on vacation looking for some fun
A local asked: “Senor, You like to run?”
Now I hear their pissed grunts and I’m fearing for my life
Why’d I fly to Mexico? These bulls want me to die!

I see the stampede and I am transfixed
I’m a pancake unless I bolt off quick
How can you stay calm when there’s hundreds of bovine?
Might not be a genius but bulls want me to die!

You’ll get plowed by angry cows faster than you blink
I should have skipped this sport and went to the skating rink
Cause if your shoe’s untied then your life’s outlook is bleak
These buffalo hear high-pitched cries! This really stinks!

“Don’t have a cow!” someone told me with pride
Ten seconds later he’s become cow pie
It’s strange the China Shop’s the only building that stayed fine
Wish oxen I could throttle but these bulls want me to die!

Their horns are close to my behind! What is their beef?!

Somehow I finished this damn race alive!
I bought the t-shirt that said: “Beat Bovine!”
Bulls don’t know when to stop and my car they now clotheslined
You thought I was just paranoid?! These bulls want me to die!

These bulls want me to di-i-i-i-ie!
These bulls want me to di-i-i-i-ie!
These bulls want me to di-i-i-i-ie!!!

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Jeff Reuben - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
An awesome idea for this song! :) Glad you could take the idea and run with it, fitting in all of the obligatory cow puns!
Ernest Hemmingway - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I thought the running of the bulls took place in Spain.
Matthias - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! Ernest according to Wikipedia the running of the bulls takes place in a lot of places "The most famous running of the bulls is that of the seven-day festival of Sanfermines in honour of San Fermín in Pamplona, although they are held in towns and villages across Spain, Portugal, and in some cities in Mexico, Mesquite, Nevada, and southern France, during the summer."
Old Man Ribber - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Matt - Read and appreciated. Please tell the "artistry" to stop one bombing those who aren't in the fraternity! ;DF
WCJ - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
OLAY!! 555! :-)
Below Average Dave @ Old Man Ribber - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
What on Earth are you talking about? The "artistry" is a competition, it's not some group, and everyone-yourself included-is welcome in it. The regular participants of Artistry (such as myself and Matthias) are also "one bombed" pretty often. I always find it funny when someone thinks that its some inside thing, that its some major members of the site going around trying to stifle creativity. One bombs mean. . .NOTHING, why people take them so seriously is beyond me, you leaving or anyone leaving is often the goal of such behavior, so allowing someone who doesn't like your work to drive you from making parodies is silly. I'm not trying to start something, but your digs at the 'artistry' competitors is misguided at best. Please reconsider your positioning on the uno-bombers, they aren't some conspiracy theory, they hit everyone--just look at Max Power's parodies, he's got several that have been uno bombed OVER 100 TIMES, and he hasn't let it stop him, don't let some silly rating stop you either--it certainly isn't going to stop me
Matthias - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Besides wtf does your comment have to do with my parody?! This isn't even a song for the "artistry" competition. So if you just want to barge in on my parodies with random rude comments I might start doing the same to yours.
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
"The Artistry" is the name of my Below Average Dave cover band :) And we don't 1-bomb. We 4-bomb, cause that's how we roll.
Porfle Popnecker - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
I five-bombed this.
Andria - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages Round 1, 2011) So far my favorite song in the round, the Running of the Bulls has always fascinated me. I'd love to take a road trip to Mexico and run with the bulls... onto the parody, all-around great as usual, and it flows along with the OS (which I memorized as a little girl) nicely. Fives.
Christie Marie M - September 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages Round 1 '11) Well put, 'Thias! I had some friends of my cousins who participated in bullfighting and was very talented at the sport. The only thing he warned me about bulls attack are those sharp horns. He told me that he knew the guy who was stabbed by bull horns and had to go to the ER. Also what came to mind about stampeding bulls is "City Slickers". Poor Billy Crystal got (head) butted in the butt by a bull in that movie. Anyways, great run and 555's all the way...Ole!!
Blaydeman - September 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) Bueno, muy bueno!
Arwen - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent!

You’ll get plowed by angry cows faster than you blink
I should have skipped this sport and went to the skating rink
Cause if your shoe’s untied then your life’s outlook is bleak
These buffalo hear high-pitched cries! This really stinks!

...was freaking FABulous...just love it. Great job, all around, Matty!
Agrimorfee - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
555 for you, and that aint no bull! @Old Man Ribber, what crawled up your butt?
Abbott Skelding - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job! I had no idea running with the bulls was a sport, but either way, you picked the perfect OS to go with this one!
D-Mon - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
This is no BULL! LOL!
bobpiecheese - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages3) I personally prefer the replacement sport from Tony Hawk's Underground 2, "Snap a Bull in his Beanbag and Run Like Freakin' Hell", but that's just me. Fantastic parody on a truly insane sport. Cinqo Cinqo Ciqo para usted!

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