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Song Parodies -> "Genuflect, Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Jumping Jack Flash"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Genuflect, Ass"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i was born...to be catholic in my brain
but i howled...cause my knees caused me violent pain
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
i was raised...by those women dressed in black
i was schooled...to kneel down, but good knees, i lack
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
i have found...i can't get up...my legs go dead
i kneel down...and my knees seem to turn to lead
yeah yeah yeah
they're unsound..and its dumb...i'll just keep 'em spread
but they hound...and you know what they always said ?
"you're ill-bred ! "
but those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
but i howled...cause my knees caused me violent pain
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
i was raised...by those women dressed in black
i was schooled...to kneel down, but good knees, i lack
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
i have found...i can't get up...my legs go dead
i kneel down...and my knees seem to turn to lead
yeah yeah yeah
they're unsound..and its dumb...i'll just keep 'em spread
but they hound...and you know what they always said ?
"you're ill-bred ! "
but those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
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5s ... Maybe you can get this recorded by Kneel Diamond.
A massterpiece.
I must confess this is very good..five ties
I hear RS performed at the Superbowl this year. I find that fascinating, it means that the "morally outrageous boob-incident" of last year lead the producers of this years show to go with the high moral standning band led by the guitarist who gave heroin addiction a face and the singer that regularly dates women that could be his grand doughter! As for the parody it was a touchdown behind the altar! :-)
Ex - (cellently) communicated! (which is probably what will happen to you). Rulers across all Five knuckles!
Parodies like this make for a good Friday. 555
thanks johnny john AFW peter tommy and rick
I'm going to say 555 Hail Marys for your immoral soul...
thanks sis...you rock
That's bad. BTW,"genuflect" means to "bend the knee,as in servitude or worship",or "grovel".
Jesus is coming, and man, is He pissed!
funny
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