Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a woman of action
Since when have I been alcoholic?
That's my cousin you're talkin' 'bout
I make sure that my husband Han
Keeps his smart self together
I sucked Darth Vader up
Spat him out, came out as glue
Displeased to meet you
I'll rip your heart out
Anyone disobeys me
Their life is so toast
Born on ill-fated Alderaan
My father told me to get a life
I got knighted and quarantined
Oh, what a life that is!
The Death Star
Held me hostage like
I'm a rat and I
Never washed my clothes
Displeased to meet you
I'll rip your heart out
Anyone disobeys me
Their life is so toast!
I was perished
By the Emperor
I fought back like
I wanted revenge
I yelled in pain
"Who killed Amidala?!"
When after all
She did it herself
Let me not introduce myself
I'm a woman of action
And I poured gunpowder into Hoth
Or I'd take the Empire out cold
Displeased to meet you
I'll rip your heart out, oh yeah
Anyone disobeys me
Their life is so toast, oh yeah, get down, baby
(guitar plays)
Displeased to meet you
I'll rip your heart out, oh yeah
Anyone disobeys me and
Their life is so toast, um yeah
Just as Rebel troops are plain murderers
And Jawas are just kids
A bad neighbor is called a Shrimp Yoda
I'm behavorially challenged
If Hamill meets me
I will shake his hand
Or I will sit down and shut up
Use all your hatred and your guts
Or I'll snatch flesh off your bones, um yeah
Woo-hoo!
Oh yeah, get a life
Oh yeah
Aah yeah!
Hey Moff Tarkin, you're insane!
Tell your ex-wife I told you, so there!
Tell ya what, Darth!
You're a shame!
I tell you two times, I HATE YOU!
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
WOO-hoo
all right
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BOO YOU!
THX, THX
Ah-yeah, I'LL SEW YOU!
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BOOOOOOOOO-AH YOU!