Song Parodies -> "Gimpy Elders"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Gimpy Elders"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If the Stones ever announce their final tour, I invite them to do it with this song. Anybody heard how Charlie Watts is doing lately?

Our old age is threat'nin'
Yeah we gon' die someday
Come on, fans, dig these elders
Goin' deaf, blind and gray

Whoa, dentures,
My teeth'll rot away
My teeth'll rot away
Whoa, hernias,
My abs are outta shape
My abs are outta shape

Ooh, see the Stones is tourin'
Yeah, we gon' rock the stage
Words go somethin' somethin'
Where's my mind today?

Whoa, Richards,
Mick tossed the pot away
Mick tossed the pot away

Whoa, witness
Effects of rock cocaine
Effects of rock cocaine

(Female vocal)

Wait, bladder!
It's just a piss away
It's just a piss away

Wait, turder!
Don't miss the pot, okay?
Don't miss the pot, okay?

Wait, diapers!
My sphincter's shot away
My sphincter's shot away

(Instrumental)

Audience bones is creakin'
Hip joints all replaced
Wimpy, gimpy elders
In wheelchairs line the stage

Whoa, seniors,
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake

I tell you Vi-agra,
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
Gotta wait, gotta wait

©Bob Gomez 2005

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Dominic L. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody, it has good pacing, rhyming, and it's pretty funny! I especially like the way the first verse and the diaper chorus goes with the OS. 5's here.

John Barry - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Clever.

alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

turning their own song against them...too funny...and TRUE ...5s

Bob Gomez - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I love the Stones as much as the next guy, but this geriatric rocking has got to end someday. Thanks for your comments and keep rockin till the wheels come off.

Peter Andersson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Someone did a similar take on The Beatles "When I'm 64" when Ringo (I think it was Ringo) actually turned 64. Can't remember who or the title though but this was just as funny. :-)

Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Great job, Bob...5's ~ ~ ~

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