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Song Parodies -> "Giant Blue Flash"
Original Song Title:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Giant Blue Flash"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Choke it,
I was caught in a crossfire of methane,
Then lit a match and it blew just like butane.
What was in that chow?
What died up your ass?
It will ignite,
A giant blue flash,
Make you gasp, gasp, gasp.
I was dazed and the fumous made me gag,
That ass fuel smelled like crap in a burning sack.
What was in that chow?
What died up your ass?
It will ignite,
A giant blue flash,
Make you gasp, gasp, gasp.
Something brown, better wash your drawers they said,
Dow is down and they're wipin' butts instead.
Blown 'round out your bum as the dust just spread,
And the sound was just like a tight drumhead.
Out your bomb site now,
You're packin' some gas,
It's a bright light,
A giant blue flash, out your ass, ass, ass.
Giant blue flash, out your ass,
Giant blue flash, out your ass,
Giant blue flash, out your ass.
I was caught in a crossfire of methane,
Then lit a match and it blew just like butane.
What was in that chow?
What died up your ass?
It will ignite,
A giant blue flash,
Make you gasp, gasp, gasp.
I was dazed and the fumous made me gag,
That ass fuel smelled like crap in a burning sack.
What was in that chow?
What died up your ass?
It will ignite,
A giant blue flash,
Make you gasp, gasp, gasp.
Something brown, better wash your drawers they said,
Dow is down and they're wipin' butts instead.
Blown 'round out your bum as the dust just spread,
And the sound was just like a tight drumhead.
Out your bomb site now,
You're packin' some gas,
It's a bright light,
A giant blue flash, out your ass, ass, ass.
Giant blue flash, out your ass,
Giant blue flash, out your ass,
Giant blue flash, out your ass.
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Hehehehe...'gasp, gasp, gasp' goes so much with the music. This one is really funny, Guy! 5's
"Jumpin' Jack Flash" itself sounds like a gas, gas, gas parody of itself, and you took it and ran farting with it like a champ - 555 flicks of the Bic, dude!
disgustingly funny....5s
Sure, "Gasp, gasp, gasp" looks good on a computer screen, but try saying it fast five times. At least this one isn't about Jeremy Shockey of the Giants getting arrested wearing only his Number 80 jersey and a trenchcoat.
Was it really BLUE? :-0
555 flashes!
I enjoyed this one, and so would Howard Stern and Mr. Methane.
I was blown away by this one Guy!
Que Blammo, Dude! Give that a 5-5-5 on the Richter. :-)
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
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