I can't get no mattress action
I can't get no mattress action
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Well I'm sittin' at the bar
Madame Ann comes from the patio
And she's sellin' her so and so
No doubt her toothless invitation
Opposed her hire to another patron

I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no, mattress action
I can't get no, mattress action
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Now I'm walkin' my two feet
Madame Ann comes on and tells me
One night with her for free
But her hands are a man's and he just has shown
The same little set as me

I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no, mattress action
I can't get no, girlie action
'Cause I try and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

Well I finally found a girl
And she's doin' this and she's tryin' that
And she's tryin' to make it work
She tells me, baby never come back or say even text me
Can't you see you're not a woman's treat

I can't get no, oh, no, no no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no, mattress action, no mattress action
No mattress action, no mattress action
I can't get no