Song Parodies -> "Gimme Seltzer"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

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Original Performer:

"Gimme Seltzer"

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The Lyrics

I was almost soitain that somebody had done this before, but apparently not. So ....

Woop, Woop a Stooge is threatening
My very eyes today
If I dont hit with seltzer
Ooh Nyuk, he's gonna poke away

Moe, chill it! .. Or got a shot of spray
Or get a shot of spray
Moe, chill it! .. Or take a shot of spray
Or take a shot of spray

Woo Woo, his ire is shuffling
My very feet today
Shoots out like a wet cold pistol
Mad Stooge kept at bay

Moe, Slapstick! It means a shot of spray
It means a shot of spray
Moe, Slapstick! Must take a shot today
Must take a shot today

NYAHHH! .. NYAHH! NYAHH!
Must keep this mutt at bay .. Must keep this mutt at bay
RAGE! MOIDER!
Its just a conk away .. its just a conk away
WHY! I OUGHTA
Just take a shot of spray, Just take a shot of spray

Oooh, the Shemp is threatening
Our very laugh today
I oughta shoot some seltzer
Or our shtick will fade away

Moe! Spritz it!
Its just a shot away
Or it's all for naught today
Its in your thoughts today
Its just a shot of spray

I tell you, yucks, Spritzer
Its just a spritz away
Its just a spritz away
Or use your fist today
Its for the shtick today
Its for the shtick today
Spritz away, spritz away

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