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Song Parodies -> "Gimme Seltzer"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Gimme Seltzer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I was almost soitain that somebody had done this before, but apparently not. So ....
Woop, Woop a Stooge is threatening
My very eyes today
If I dont hit with seltzer
Ooh Nyuk, he's gonna poke away

Moe, chill it! .. Or got a shot of spray
Or get a shot of spray
Moe, chill it! .. Or take a shot of spray
Or take a shot of spray

Woo Woo, his ire is shuffling
My very feet today
Shoots out like a wet cold pistol
Mad Stooge kept at bay

Moe, Slapstick! It means a shot of spray
It means a shot of spray
Moe, Slapstick! Must take a shot today
Must take a shot today

Must keep this mutt at bay .. Must keep this mutt at bay
Its just a conk away .. its just a conk away
Just take a shot of spray, Just take a shot of spray

Oooh, the Shemp is threatening
Our very laugh today
I oughta shoot some seltzer
Or our shtick will fade away

Moe! Spritz it!
Its just a shot away
Or it's all for naught today
Its in your thoughts today
Its just a shot of spray

I tell you, yucks, Spritzer
Its just a spritz away
Its just a spritz away
Or use your fist today
Its for the shtick today
Its for the shtick today
Spritz away, spritz away

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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CML - October 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Hmmm .. "My very sight today" might have worked a little bit better
Porfle Popnecker - October 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!

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