Song Parodies -> "Stones Tribute Great TP Freakout of 2020"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

"Stones Tribute Great TP Freakout of 2020"

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The Lyrics

It's been a year since Covid triggered a rash of panic buying, most notably in toilet paper. This is the third song in my Stones "TP Panic" trilogy which featured "Gimme Charmin'" and "(Hey Hey, You You) Lay Off The White Cloud"

(Da da .. da da DAA .. da da da dada)
(Da da .. da da DAA .. da da da dada)

I can't get no .... satisfaction
I can't get no .... @ss wipe action
Cause I tried and I tried and I tried, till I cried
I can't get no .. I can't get no

So I'm driving in my car
And a wife comes on the speaker phone
And she's carping more and more
About some fecal incrustation
Designed to higher my tribulation
I can't get no ... no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey .. might get bidet

I can't get no ... scat retraction
I cant stand more .. crap protraction
Cause I tried, and I strived and I drived, but can't buy
I can't get no .... I can't get no

When I'm walking thru Walgreen's
And a man comes up to tell me
How soft two-ply can be
But I can't be a man cause I didn't score
A quilted four pack like he
I can't get no .. no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey .... must try E-Bay

I can't get no .... clean bum action
I can't squelch no ... gag reaction
Cause I grind, till I'm blind, lose my mind, but can't find
I can't no .. I can't get no

When I'm Googling round the world
And I'm searching here and I'm clicking that
And I'm trying to please my girl
Who tells me, "Baby, better have some by end of this week"
Cause you see I'm about to lose my sheet
I can't get no ... I can't get no ... No, I can't get no

No scat retraction
No de-crap action
No clean bum action
No satisfaction!!
I can't get no .....

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CML - March 08, 2021 - Report this comment

I think this is pretty good; but I don't think this warrants 14 Fivers in 35 views. So when I see that score and no "Attaboys" in the comments, then I suspect someone is padding. And if true, you're not doing me any favors, Mr Score Inflator, cause I can't get an accurate read on how this is being received

Patrick - March 08, 2021 - Report this comment

What's this sh*t? I write it, but I don't write about it. 16 votes out of 42 views sounds a bit suspicious. I've had a lot recently with no votes out of hundreds of views.

Ann - March 08, 2021 - Report this comment

same hereall these views, but nothing. All that I can say is ain't it a shame

CML - March 08, 2021 - Report this comment

Well I did ask for an accurate reading ....... Next one will be far more elevated in tone

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