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Song Parodies -> "Adam Sandler Is Anorexic."

Original Song Title:

"Paint It All In Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Adam Sandler Is Anorexic."

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

David Spade: Is this his house? We have not heard from him in a long time. Rick Snyder: I hope he's okay. (They open the house and they hear "I am fat! I am fat! I am fat!" They approach Sandler from behind and he is all skin and bones!!!!) The music starts playing and he starts singing.
Can't watch my movies cause my eyeballs are too fat!
Can't write more movies cause my fingers are too fat!
My doctor says that I have obese genes,
I am trying really hard to get in to these skinny Ken doll jeans!
(Holds up a pair of doll pants.)

Can't listen to music cause my earlobes are too fat!
Can't wear earmuffs either cause my head is way too fat!
I've been ridiculed about my weight from about everyone,
I've decided to not eat in front of anyone!

Can't think anymore because my brain is way too fat!
Can't breath properly anymore, my lungs are way too fat!
Maybe I should take dieting tips from her daughter and her friends,
And, then this obesity of mine is sure to end!

Won't give interviews anymore cause my opinions are too fat!
I have a lot to say and that is way too bad!

If I wear only black and only stand sideways,
People will think of me thin in every way!

Can't watch my movies cause my eyeballs are too fat!
Can't write more movies cause my fingers are too fat!
My doctor says that I just have obese genes
I am trying hard to get in to these skinny Ken doll jeans!
(Still holding Ken doll pants.)

(Suddenly, Spade and Snyder turn around and there is a banquet of delicious food that Sandler has cooked up for them. Sandler takes out a rifle and tries to get them to eat.)

Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm

Hmm, hmm, hmm
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Hmm, hmm, hmm
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Hmm, hmm, hmm
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Hmm, hmm, hmm
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Hmm, hmm, hmm

I cooked this delicious food just for the two of you!
It would be sinful to waste such delicious food!
There are starving children in the world right now,
You two should be eating, eating, eating, eating right now.
Now.

Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm

Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm

Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
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Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Spade and Snyder run away from Sandler's house, never to go there again as Sandler continues to hold the rifle!

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