Song Parodies -> "Gimme Charmin"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Gimme Charmin"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Oooh, the hoarders threaten
My very wipe today
If I dont get some Charmin
Ooh yuck, I'm gonna fade away

Rolls, children .. they're not in stock today
They're not in stock today
Rolls, Children ... it's just run out today
It's just run out today

Ooh, see the vultures swooping
Our very aisles today
Burned up .. by this black roll market
Mad, hell .. we're damned enraged

Rolls, Children ... it's just for naught today
It's just for naught today
War, villains ... it's what you bought today
It's what you bought today

(Cue enraged female singer who really needs to go ...)

Hey, Hoarders!! .. We've got to work all day
We've got to work all day
Rage, murder!! .. Is in our thoughts today
Is in our thoughts today
Hey, Turders!! .. We'll dox you on E-Bay
We'll dox you on E-Bay (yeah, yeah)*

Oooh, the crowds are threatening
My very wipe today
Gimme, gimme Charmin
Or they'll be hell to pay

Rolls, Children
There's not a lot today
There's not a lot today
They've all been bought today
They've all been bought today
It's all for naught today

I tell you now, Mister
You'll be remiss some day
You'll be remiss some day
We wont dismiss this day
We wont dismiss this day
We're really pissed today
Pissed today, pissed today ....

*What are these people thinking by selling toilet paper on E-Bay? They'll make a hundred bucks and become Public Enemy #1. People will hunt them down just for pure bloodsport

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Matthias - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment

Great parody! I also have a song about people going crazy and buying up all the toilet paper out there. Crazy world we’re living in

Agrimorfee - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment

All my rightie friends are complaining about people buying up all the toilet paper, while all my leftie friends are complaining about people using all the toilet paper instead of "natural wipes" or a bidet.

CML - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment

Got another one for tomorrow, Matt. Your TU was just.the thing I neede

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