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Song Parodies -> "Sympathy For The Cersei"

Original Song Title:

"Sympathy For The Devil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sympathy For The Cersei"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

With the last season of Game Of Thrones on the horizon, I thought it appropriate to rehab the reputation of Cersei Lannnister .. at the very least to show folks her point of view
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a queen with incestuous tastes
Been pulling strings for a long long time
Sent many a foe to their grave
I was 'round when Eddard Stark
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Baelish
Bribed the Cloaks*; and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you cursed my name
But what's puzzling you is the
Nature of "The Game"

Stuck around the Iron Throne
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Stark and his bannermen
Lady Sansa dropped in faint
I pulled the strings for my bastard king
As the Kings' war raged
And the people seethed

Pleased to greet you
Hope you will respond
But what's disgusting you is the
Nature of my spawn

I watched with glee as my drunkard king
By a tusk was gored; as he hunted boar
I shouted out "Who killed my bratty kid"
When after all; 'twas Diana Rigg
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a gal of stealth and "Game"
And I lay blasts for Sparrow dudes
Who get killed for my Walk of Shame

Pleased to greet you
Hope you will respond
But what's confusing you is, uh
Why my kids are blondes

Pleased to meet you
Hope my name is known
But what's confounding you is the
Rules to the Game of Thrones

Just as every Stark is a criminal
And Lannisters are saints
As punks are kings
Just call me Brofo-er
Cause I've cast off all restraints
So if you fight me, show some urgency
Lose your sympathy and restraint
Ditch all your well worn stratagems
Cause there is no .. second place

Please to meet you
Hope your knee will bend
But what's distressing you is, uh
How The Game will end

Get down

(Whoo hooh ... Aw, yeah ... Get on down ... Aw, yeah)
(C'mon Jamie, What's my name?)
(Tell me, sweetie, What's my name?)

(Perhaps we should give these two lovebirds their privacy ....)

*The Royal guardsmen who turned on Eddard's bodyguards

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CML - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment
(Dame) Diana Rigg, the reknowned and acclaimed British actress, (look at her title) played Oleanna Tyrell, who poisoned Joffrey. If you follow the poisoning scene closely, like a homicide detective, it's clear that it was Oleanna -- Joffrey put his cup down right in front of the Big O for a second and his symptoms began immediately after he picked it up again. There's even a foreshadowing shot that points directly to Oleanna ........ I might also note that I find it amazing that DR had no problem playing a hideous crone, as she was Gorgeous-ity Made Flesh (TM) as a younger woman, perhaps the most beautiful British actress of her generation. She has no issues with vanity at all. Google up "Diana Rigg The Avengers" for confirmation. You'll be glad you did
Melanie Lee - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Winter is here! Winner is here! 5-5-5.
CML - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment
I resemble that remark, Melanie. You know, the reason I followed this phenomenon in the first place is because my last name is the same as one of the antagonists in the show -- and it ain't the one with the hushed up geneology and the midget

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