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Song Parodies -> "He's A Pawn Star"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Rainbow"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"He's A Pawn Star"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

A medical misfortune has granted me the opportunity to watch seemingly endless marathons of popular History and Discovery Channel series. This is one of my favorites.
He's buying stuff from everywhere
He has no hair
He is a Pawn Star
Common dreck or treasures rare
An offer fair
He wants to buy it

Next item coming through the door
A major score?
He'll be a Pawn Star
Father opened up the store
Decades before
Now he's world famous

Have you seen his buddy, Chum
Makes his living playing dumb
Let him shoot the weapons first
Just in case the barrel bursts
Have you seen him at the gun range?

Has a son they call "Big Hoss"
Wants to be boss
He's not prepared yet
Motorcycles his forte
Too much he'll pay
He is a spendthrift

Purchased Michael Jordan's shoe
Code machine from World War Two
Rock star autographed guitar
Pieces of a pedal car
You won't get an offer fairer

If you're stumped by something weird
Send for "The Beard"
He is the expert!
Let Rebecca take a look
At that old book
She'll know the value

He was the Pawn Star
Coming swiftly to the end
Lost The Old Man
Show has been cancelled
Richard Benjamin Harris (The Old Man) died this past summer. As a key component of the show, his loss will probably bring the series to a close. With over 500 episodes in the can, the reruns will go on forever.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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paul robinson - October 15, 2018 - Report this comment
This is really clever and well done. Hope your medical situation gets better.
CML - October 15, 2018 - Report this comment
I come with three fives everywhere. Beyond compare. You're just the master
Patrick - October 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks for looking in. I'm starting to get better, hope I will be back to broadcast TV soon.

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