(As sung by pResident Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no...
I can't get no....

Called up friends both near and far.
I said, "Get Saddam!" but they said no.
Heads of states that I looked for
Won't help me attack Saddam's nation.
In fact, all I get is condemnation!

I can't get no....
Oh, no, no, no...
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no....
I can't get no...

I'm feeling kinda dopey,
But still I'm not losing hope, see?
I'll save Dad's legacy.
Daddy said, "Be a man," and so I spoke
The same kind of threats as he.

I can't get no....
Oh, no, no, no,,,
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no...
I can't get no...

Well, I'm in an awful fix.
'Cause my wartime bliss just might go splat.
And I can't convince the world, who tells me:
"If you start an attack, your hopes are bleak.
'Cause your only friend's an oil sheik."

I can't get no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation...
I can't get co-operation...