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Song Parodies -> "A Rolling Stones Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"A Rolling Stones Christmas"

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The Lyrics

This is a medley of songs by The Wonderful Rolling Stones, with the lyrics altered to make them about Christmas. Note: This isn't an ENTIRE parody of a song, more a medley. I just listed the first song appearing in the mashup.
Songs (in order of appearance) :
Jumpin Jack Flash
Paint it Black
Honky Tonk Woman
Start Me Up
Brown Sugar
You Can't Always Get What You Want
19th Nervous Breakdown
I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)

I was born in a middle eastern manger
I was almost thrown into utter danger
But it's alright now, In fact I'm the man
But it's alright now
Jesus's birthday's the plan, plan, plan

I see a pumpkin and I want it taken back
It's Christmas time and red and green are the new black
Roast some nuts on a fire and Jack Frost nips at your nose
I simply can't believe how fast the time goes

She's a shop til ya drop woman
She's a
She's a
Shop til you drop woman

If you start it up
Got to start it up, my own sleigh
Rudolph, start it up
If you start it up our first stop
Leave the parking lot
The clock is ticking we cannot stop
Reindeer start me up
If you start it up we keep it up
The children wonder why
We're flying in the sky
We flyin o so high

It's awfully busy at the Mrs. Fields
Sold in all markets all around the globe
The local bakery knows they're doin alright
They work to the bones and close around midnight
Christmas cookies… how come they taste so good?
Christmas cookies… just like we knew they would.

I went to my Aunt's house on Christmas
A present for me in her hand
I thought she got me a new iPhone
But she gave me gloves for my hands
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you find
You get what you need

You're the kind of person
Who waits until December 24th
To shop a lot, and buy what's hot
But you did it all before
Well, it seems to me that you went shopping for a lot of times this month.
And though you're tired, your brain is fried
Your mom wants more stuff
You better stop
Shop around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth shopping trip now.

I can't get no… satisfaction
I can't get no… satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm at Aunt Jessie's house
and I give her my gift to her
I got her that Martha Stewart
Cookbook with useless information
She slap me cuz she said she hates it
I can't get no, oh no no no.

Cuz I can't get… no… satisfaction.

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Phil Nelson - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This was good!
blackjack21 - December 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Very creative!

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