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Song Parodies -> "Summer's Second Swelter"
Original Song Title:
"Mother's Little Helper"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Summer's Second Swelter"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
Oh, those Indian Summer days...
And my house is now growing mold.
"Kids are back in school today,"
Thought that summer went away
Severe heat increased today it's a melt down
And now my sweat will fill a till
I dehydrate till I'm ill
It's like living in a smelter in this summer's second swelter
And my briefs have left their stay, hiding in a butt crack way.
Screams of "Hot As Hell" today,
I fried eggs on my driveway
Cooking hot food in an oven I abhor
So amazed at what it makes as we eat some driveway steak
Taste that asphalt used for butter in this summer's second swelter
Wife's wet t-shirt on display, gets my neighbor's big OK.
Mocked that heat, triple degrees
My sweat just pours, sweat glands are sore
Gonna gag it's not cooling off.
"Earth's like Mercury today,"
I crave Santa on display
My swimming pool is closed so now I'm fried
All these beers don't satisfy. Became a nudist all the time
Can't touch my wife, I might melt her, in this summer's second swelter
Made sweat angels through the night, soaked the sheets they're now a blight.
Feel that breeze, it's such a tease
Heat's that hardcore, I need dry drawers
For a bag of ice sell my soul.
"Skin feels like French toast today,"
"Pass the syrup someone say?"
To speak out loud at your face seems a chore.
If my liquid output grows, I'll shrink out of my clothes
It's now damn near Helter Skelter in this summer's second swelter
Dreams of fall right on its way, washed out sweating this whole day.
"Kids are back in school today,"
Thought that summer went away
Severe heat increased today it's a melt down
And now my sweat will fill a till
I dehydrate till I'm ill
It's like living in a smelter in this summer's second swelter
And my briefs have left their stay, hiding in a butt crack way.
Screams of "Hot As Hell" today,
I fried eggs on my driveway
Cooking hot food in an oven I abhor
So amazed at what it makes as we eat some driveway steak
Taste that asphalt used for butter in this summer's second swelter
Wife's wet t-shirt on display, gets my neighbor's big OK.
Mocked that heat, triple degrees
My sweat just pours, sweat glands are sore
Gonna gag it's not cooling off.
"Earth's like Mercury today,"
I crave Santa on display
My swimming pool is closed so now I'm fried
All these beers don't satisfy. Became a nudist all the time
Can't touch my wife, I might melt her, in this summer's second swelter
Made sweat angels through the night, soaked the sheets they're now a blight.
Feel that breeze, it's such a tease
Heat's that hardcore, I need dry drawers
For a bag of ice sell my soul.
"Skin feels like French toast today,"
"Pass the syrup someone say?"
To speak out loud at your face seems a chore.
If my liquid output grows, I'll shrink out of my clothes
It's now damn near Helter Skelter in this summer's second swelter
Dreams of fall right on its way, washed out sweating this whole day.
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One hot song. 55.5 deg C.
Mark - I LOLed at the driveway steak. TMGLTM. And melting out your clothes also good use of a Stones classic "Helter Skelter" fits just right.
And you complain of heat? We have had well over 50 days of plus 100 degree weather. We haven't even seen an Indian Summer yet. It has cooled to the low 90s in the past week and it feels like fall compared to what we had since June. Our weather reports each day sound like they should be for West Hell. Great write - I'll take ham on five - er I mean drive-way.
And you complain of heat? We have had well over 50 days of plus 100 degree weather. We haven't even seen an Indian Summer yet. It has cooled to the low 90s in the past week and it feels like fall compared to what we had since June. Our weather reports each day sound like they should be for West Hell. Great write - I'll take ham on five - er I mean drive-way.
Cooling thanks to you, Susanna!
Swealtering thanks to you, Guy! YOW, that is too much heat for tooo long. Humidity & high heat turns me into a mad man!!!
OS captures the spirit of the parody on this one. Nicely done. We've not had that big stretch this year but have in others.
"Warming" thanks to you, Timmy!
LOL- "sweat angels" This is what I call sweatin' to the oldies. 555 asphalt encrusted ribeyes, mm-mm!
"Second helping" of thanks to you, blackjack!!
Oh, yeah, Indian Summer! Sure gives you serious heatstroke! 5 lemonades, 5 watermelons, and 5 ice creams to cool you off!
Air conditioned thanks to you, Christie!!
In my area, we haven't had a real hot summer..glad of it...good one
Haha! Some nice funny touches. Not funny when you're going through it, but we've had a pretty mild summer here so I can sympathize (while laughing in my sleeve).
Cool drink of thanks to you AFW & meta!!!
Mark, it's more like the 4th swelter coming up where I'm living, there having been triple-digit temperatures in May and August for one week and for the entire latter half of June, and highs of 95 degrees and up for today thru Sunday. Unfortunately, I don't have air conditioning, and I'll just have to deal with it. 555 degrees.
Hey, Scotti: Doesn't your wife fan you with those big palm leaf things when the weather gets warm? ;D Sm-okin' parody!
"Relief" of thanks to you, Andria.
"Waving" thanks to you, Fiddlegirl!!!
When you're hot, you're hot ,
And when you're not, you're not .
And when you're not, you're not .
Laughing so hard I'm sweating!
Thanks to John & The Bandit's buddy!!!
I never get tired of Summer... Until it gets really hot, then I wish for Winter... Until it gets really cold, where I would give anything for Summer... 555!
i miss the summer as well. Thanks, S.P.!!!
SOTM - Many brilliant lines and creative ideas(e.g., "sweat angels"), and spot-on pacing. Excellent work!
Thanks, Chris!!!
(SOTM-Sep-09)
Mark - Still funny on the second read and the heat now seems like only a bad memory. See my comment above. Last two days have stayed in the 70s with lows in the 50s. But three days ago we had a high of 96. So I hope the swelter ahs gone south of the equator to shelter.
Mark - Still funny on the second read and the heat now seems like only a bad memory. See my comment above. Last two days have stayed in the 70s with lows in the 50s. But three days ago we had a high of 96. So I hope the swelter ahs gone south of the equator to shelter.
Thanks, Guy!!!
You won me over, I'm melting and I think it's funny. I've had days like this. Pacing was spot on, and 'Feel that breeze, it's such a tease' and 'will fill till till ill' stood out for me.
Cooling thanks to you, Glen!!!
I'll trade with you anyday, it's so cold here that my balls have turned blue, and not in a good way, they make me sound like a bell cow when I walk around in the nude outside (don't ask). 555.
A "Blanket" of thanks to you, Peter!!!
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Great
Thanks, Max!!!
(SOTM) I concur. The weather down here in Adelaide has started to get really damn hot. This gets irritating when I'm waiting for the bus after sitting on my ass doing Art all day at school where the air-con doesn't work for crap. Apparantley it's gonna be 36 tomorrow (that's Celsius, BTW, Aussies don't use Faranheit, or however you spell that). 555 blocks of ice for you, my melted friend!
Hot stuff, Mark :-)
As Ms. Paris Hilton would say: "That's hot"
SUMMER RULES! And so does your excellent work! 555
SOTM--Excellent work, I enjoyed this one a lot
I'm longing for some Indian Summer weather. I mean...considering that my whole life was shut down this week due to a monster three day blizzard...(both jobs...my full time, and my part time/seasonal Halloween themed job...called "snow days")...a little heat would be nice right about now...=)
Thanks to bobpie, Phil, Matthias, DJ, Jeff & Arwen..
Kansas City gets this way in the summer. That's when we sit around and complain about the heat and wish for snow. Until the snow comes and we wish it would warm up again.
LOL Patrick!!!
Nice work! Never heard the OS but you had a lot of funny lines here (driveway steak, neighbors big OK and skin feels like French toast are my favorites)...come on fall!
Thanks, Abbott. i had a lot of fun writing this one...
Great job on this, Abbott. Tmgltm, and lots of word energy to match the OS. We recently came out of our own heat waves the past few weeks, so I definitely relate.
A "heatwave" of thanks to you, Agri!
Thankfully this summer hasn't been all that hot. It's been very comfortable for the most part. There was a bit of a heat wave back a few weeks ago so I can totally relate to this song though.
A "cool" wave of thanks to you, Matthias!
(ABC) Oh yeah, this one was a "hot" one!
(ABC) You're on FIRE!
(ABC) See above!
(ABC) You must live in Florida
A cool drink of thanks to Blayde, D-mon, bobpie & Syncronos..
I can relate. . .like most 60s Rolling Stones song, not a whole lot of room to expand the topic, but you did quite a bit with what you had to work with. . .love TOS, good job with it
Sounds a lot like last week, and most of the rest of the summer. Good topic to pick, you did well with it.
A nice cool drink...of thanks to Dave & Jeff!
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