And my house is now growing mold.
"Kids are back in school today,"
Thought that summer went away
Severe heat increased today it's a melt down
And now my sweat will fill a till
I dehydrate till I'm ill
It's like living in a smelter in this summer's second swelter
And my briefs have left their stay, hiding in a butt crack way.

Screams of "Hot As Hell" today,
I fried eggs on my driveway
Cooking hot food in an oven I abhor
So amazed at what it makes as we eat some driveway steak
Taste that asphalt used for butter in this summer's second swelter
Wife's wet t-shirt on display, gets my neighbor's big OK.

Mocked that heat, triple degrees
My sweat just pours, sweat glands are sore
Gonna gag it's not cooling off.

"Earth's like Mercury today,"
I crave Santa on display
My swimming pool is closed so now I'm fried
All these beers don't satisfy. Became a nudist all the time
Can't touch my wife, I might melt her, in this summer's second swelter
Made sweat angels through the night, soaked the sheets they're now a blight.
Feel that breeze, it's such a tease
Heat's that hardcore, I need dry drawers
For a bag of ice sell my soul.

"Skin feels like French toast today,"
"Pass the syrup someone say?"
To speak out loud at your face seems a chore.
If my liquid output grows, I'll shrink out of my clothes
It's now damn near Helter Skelter in this summer's second swelter
Dreams of fall right on its way, washed out sweating this whole day.