Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a person of god and faith
Ive been around for a long, long year
well, almost two, but thats my case

I wasnt around when bristol chose
underage sex, with - Levi
Made damn sure that red-neck
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But deceiving you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Wa-sil-la
When I saw it was a time for a change
I fired the police chief and librarian
Trooper Wooten screamed in vain

I gave thanks
but I held no rank
While the Iraq War rages
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While our Fox news teams
Lied all decade
For the god we made

I shouted out,
Who screwed up Washington?
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
Im a person of god and faith
And I lay traps for democrats
Who get smeared before election day

Pleased to meet you
I was chosen by McCain, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
and deceiving you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every Dem is a criminal
And all us sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Vice president
And I wont show any restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
ask no questions, have some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your rights to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is why im with McCain, um mean it, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me voters, whats my name
Tell me voters, can ya guess my name
Tell me voters, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah