Song Parodies -> I'll Buy Boobies, Tuesday
| Original Song Title: | "Ruby Tuesday" |
| Original Performer: | The Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Buy Boobies, Tuesday" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i will never say...where they came from
i will grow much fatter...where they've gone
blouses filled so tight
oh, what a gorgeous sight
none will know
just how its so
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
don't question why i need...them differently
i'll swell from only "A"...up to a "D"
sure, there'll be some pain
but its worth the form, i'll gain
my money tossed
but worth the cost
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
its the time for boobs...you've heard me say
get high beams before...they sag away
doesn't take much time
soon, i'll teem with hoots
that ain't no crime
they'll look sublime
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
i will grow much fatter...where they've gone
blouses filled so tight
oh, what a gorgeous sight
none will know
just how its so
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
don't question why i need...them differently
i'll swell from only "A"...up to a "D"
sure, there'll be some pain
but its worth the form, i'll gain
my money tossed
but worth the cost
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
its the time for boobs...you've heard me say
get high beams before...they sag away
doesn't take much time
soon, i'll teem with hoots
that ain't no crime
they'll look sublime
i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue
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It must have felt good to get this off your chest. Nice (boob) job!
Awesome sub-title. . .hilariously carried out, an interesting theme with veteran production
That's surgical precision on the internal rhyming. 555
thanks jeff, dave and mckludge
Loved it !! Solid 5's Al, you go "gurl"
This one is absolutely "Tango Uniform" - Military speak for broken or FUBAR. You know like the old US Army commercials where they say "We do more work by 9.00AM than the rest of the world does all day." When I was a field tech working for the same major US Army that I work for now I used to have to fix soldier's PCs that they had somehow broken. I used to tell them that they "are the US Army and they break more stuff by 9:00AM than the rest of the world breaks all day long." Anyway Tango Uniform is the phonetic breakout of the letters T and U. Thus Tango Uniform means in military speak "Tits Up". 3 Tangos and 2 new uniforms for you.
thanks walt (lol) and guy (thanks for the info)
I like Boobies, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, etc. etc....way out front with 55--5
thanks AFW.....i like boobies too....even as a baby
Boobiful, Al; I'm going to commit this parody to mammary....I'll shut up now. ;-) 555
Nice 'job'! Top shelf internal rhymes and the whole thing generally hangs together well! 555 cc's x 2!
thanks kristof and TJC
beboobiful syllable-matching al! - 555
thanks stuart
awesome pair of fives.. and a third for a spare...
D-D-elightful
Great lyrics - you said a mouthful. Triple 5's for your Double D's.
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