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Song Parodies -> "Fresh Boogers"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Fresh Boogers"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

A quick search prior to submitting this parody found several others that are similar, particularly Adam J Smith's version. However, this was written without prior knowledge of them.
Diggin' up around in your nose yields
Little chunks of mucus that are yellow green
Gettin' out a big one leads to much delight
Who can possibly resist takin' a bite?

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good?
Fresh boogers, gulp 'em down in the woods

Just be careful that you don't get caught
On Google Street View or by a cop
Your parents told you that it isn't polite
But feel free to chow down in bed around midnight

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, now?
Fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, now

Ah, get along, fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me hungry now, fresh boogers, hide 'em in baked goods

Over escargot I'll take some boogies
As far as I'm concerned, they're both fine cuisine
Dry 'em in bars, take 'em on a hike
Completely organic, so you know that they'll taste right

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, yeah

I said ah, ah, ah, choo!
How come come you taste so good?
Ah, ah, ah, choo!
Just like a...just like fresh snot wads should
Ah, ah, ah, choo!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Syncronos - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, good pacing, but GROSS subject matter!! YUCK!
Chuck A. Spear - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! You really picked a winner to parody! I'm diggin out some fives for ya. Pookies...they're what's for dinner! (Who nose? Snot what you think)

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