Song Parodies -> "Plundered Me Rum"

Original Song Title:

"Under My Thumb"

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Original Performer:

"Plundered Me Rum"

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The Lyrics

I paced this parody to the performance at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGxmsI91JVk.

Plundered me rum
Some cur who sneaks in the night
Plundered me rum
Some cur who slipped out of sight

It makes me mad, oh arrrrgh
This pilferage of me alcohol
Makes me mad, some pirate bum
Has plundered me rum

Well blow me down

Plundered me rum
Some scurvy dog who stole it from me
Plundered me rum
The cur who got it for free

I'll get revenge, oh arrrrgh
I'll make that bilge sucker walk the plank
Get revenge upon the scum
Who plundered me rum

I'll flog 'im good

Plundered me rum
A privateer rat snuck aboard
Plundered me rum
He took every drop in my hoard

Pieces of eight, reward
For any mate who tracks 'im down
He's shark bait, the blaggard crumb
Who plundered me rum

Well yo ho ho
Where's me grog

Bring 'im to me tonight
I'll send 'im down to the briny deep
I decree his time has come
He plundered me rum

That stinkin' swab

Plundered me rum
I'll keelhaul that rude scallywag
Plundered me rum, and he
He will fill up a body bag

What's that you say, me mate
It wasn't pilfered, I drank it all
What you say, it makes me glum
I drank all the rum

Well, nevermind
Bring me the wine

Take some mateys now
Go get more rum

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Cat - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Shiver me timbers! This parody makes me jolly as a roger. Nice work.

TJC - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

A fabulous tribute to Captain Hazelwood, Rex ! (Exxon Valdez), or is that Captain Morgan? 5's

Matthias - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Avast! I believe I found some burried treasure!!!

Ann Hammond - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

arrrrgh!

Rex - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Cat, TJC, Matthias, Ann.

Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Rated RRRRRrrrg

bobpiecheese - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well Rex, ya scurvy dog, that was the best pirate parrrrgh-ody I ever did read!

Syncronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

5-5-5, ye scurvy swab!

Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Blow me down, that was damned funny!

Ethan Mawyer - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

(artistry) I wouldn't be quick to say that this is the best pirate parody ever, but this was good. My favorite line was "never mind, bring me the wine.

Below Average Dave - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This one was pretty good, I will say I enjoyed the first two rounds better, but you keep on this roll. . .you are going to be tough to keep up with. . .good job.

stuart mcarthur - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) great title sub and you did it justice Rex - here's 555 doubloons for ye

Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

LOL thanks for betaing me to my Praites/Stones parody since kieth Richards was in Pirates 3, I was gonna do Jack Sparrow to Brown Sugar,bput Dave made the thread before I could, this was awesome though

Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Aaahhrrrr! This be quite a treasure, matey, (and any other stereotypical pirate sayings). Good job, Rex.

captin big dog - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment

i think it was a big help to my goal in life or at least this school year. my goal this year is to be a pirate for the first trymester

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