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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Helpers"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Shelter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Helpers"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
oh, a strike is threat'ning
by...merry tribes today
if there's no...santa's helpers
oh yeah..there'll be no christmas day
yeah, children...its just a month away
christmas a month away
yeah, children...its just a month away
christmas a month away
ooh...santa's sure a tight one
he's...very cheap, they say
burned up...are all the sprite ones
mad ?...hell... they're insane !
yeah, children...its just a week away
christmas a week away
yeah, children...its just a week away
christmas a week away
trains !...barbies !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
skates !...marbles !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
games !...furbys !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
a strike is threat'nin'
by...merry tribes today
santa's...santa's helpers
oh...they might just walk away
yeah, children...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
it is the yule...season
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
christmas day...christmas day
by...merry tribes today
if there's no...santa's helpers
oh yeah..there'll be no christmas day
yeah, children...its just a month away
christmas a month away
yeah, children...its just a month away
christmas a month away
ooh...santa's sure a tight one
he's...very cheap, they say
burned up...are all the sprite ones
mad ?...hell... they're insane !
yeah, children...its just a week away
christmas a week away
yeah, children...its just a week away
christmas a week away
trains !...barbies !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
skates !...marbles !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
games !...furbys !
they bust their butts all day...they bust their butts all day
a strike is threat'nin'
by...merry tribes today
santa's...santa's helpers
oh...they might just walk away
yeah, children...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
it is the yule...season
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
its just a day away...its just a day away
christmas day...christmas day
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alvin, This sleighed me...very clever and very funny...quite a counterpoint to how I used this OS (not that I wasn't clever...lol...). 5's ~ ~ ~
Givin' you fives.
One of my favorite OSs, you did it justice. I liked the timeline progression, and it's a funny idea that Christmas could be called because of striking elves - lol. 555
Santa's helpers are known as subordinate clauses not elves Red Ant. Good one Alvin
I can really picture the elves singin' this song! 555
Good tribute to the often neglected little people
thanks paul john red ant ann yoidy AFW
As the local representative for The Consolidated Yuletide Engineers Union 401, I would like to refer to clause 555 of the charter...;-)
thanks kristof
555 just for the match-up of OS (which I LOVE) to subject matter alvin - lovely stuff!
Love the OS also. Good topical stuff, alvin. 5's
thanks stuart and dee
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