i quickly closed my eyes
but i swore...that some cards were slipped
he had some queens, amassed
there were four at his fingertips
he cheats at cards and i know it...(baby)
and baby....baby, i blow it

i lost when doug was dealing
woe, when doug was dealing
so cross, when doug was dealing
it was wrong...wrong...wrong...whoa-oh-oh-oh

he had a twitchy look
in his eyes...i could see right through
and he was starting to...deal me fives
when i needed twos
he makes me so mad, i'm frying
i nail him...his front teeth go flying

i lost when doug was dealing
broke, when doug was dealing
cards tossed, when doug was dealing
it was wrong...wrong...wrong...whoa oh oh oh

baby, baby...i knocked him to his knees, its true
ain't nobody gonna cheat me...or they're through
and so i clubbed...poor doug
that lug will be whining all day
but i won't...won't..won't...lose my mind and slay

baby...(baby)...baby...(baby)
i begged for some threes...(threes)
a three of clubs...(a three of clubs)
a three of clubs...(a three of clubs)
he dealt me a jack...(he dealt me a jack)
he dealt me a jack...(a stupid old jack)

i cracked when doug was dealing
woe, when doug was dealing
blown stack, when doug was dealing
he has done me wrong
but he still lives on...whoa-oh-oh-oh

i snapped when doug was dealing
woe, when doug was dealing
felt trapped when doug was dealing
it was wrong...wrong...wrong